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jumpingbeans Fri 05-Nov-10 12:12:27

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1961, and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
> He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
> 'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
> 'Have a seat in the living room.
> Would you like something to drink?
> Lemonade? Iced tea?'
> 'Iced tea, please,' Fred said.
> Mum brought the iced tea.
> 'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked.
> 'Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at
> the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..'
> 'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mum informed him.
> 'Really?' Fred replied, his eyebrows rising.
> 'Oh yes,' the mother continued, 'When she goes out with her friends,
> that's all they do! Screw, again and again !!'
> 'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous.
> 'Yes,' said the mother.
> 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'
> 'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began
> thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
> A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs
> looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and
> a hooped skirt, and with her hair tied back
> in a bouncy ponytail.
> She greeted Fred.
> 'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.
> Two hours later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue
> burst into the house and slammed the
> front door behind her.
> 'The Twist, Mum!' she angrily yelled to
> her mother in the kitchen.
> 'The fucking dance is called the Twist !!!'

PortoTreasonAndPlot Fri 05-Nov-10 12:14:54


bisybackson Fri 05-Nov-10 12:18:44

Another grin. I disturbed the cat by laughing out loud.

lostinwails Fri 05-Nov-10 12:19:51


DancingIceDragons Fri 05-Nov-10 12:23:00


TyraG Mon 22-Nov-10 08:38:19

LMMFAO...that was great!!!

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