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Never argue with a woman who reads

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MarsLady Fri 19-Aug-05 19:17:50

My sister sent me this

> A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
> husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
>
> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
> to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
> take the boat out.
>
> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
>
> Along comes a game warden in his boat.
>
> He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are
> you doing?"
>
> "Reading a book,"she replies, [thinking "Isn't it obvious?"]"
>
> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
>
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."
>
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
> woman.
>
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> start at any moment."
>
> "Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left.
>
> Moral of this story...
>
> Never argue with a woman who reads. It's more than likely she can also
> think!

Kayleigh Fri 19-Aug-05 19:18:46

LOL

oooggs Fri 19-Aug-05 19:18:49

Impressive

spacecadet Fri 19-Aug-05 19:19:19

i saw that in a mag once and i lmao, its very clever.

lilibet Fri 19-Aug-05 19:19:23

love it!

MarsLady Mon 22-Aug-05 12:44:07

bump bump bumping is my game!

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