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Calling RTKM and Egg - your bids in the auction, how much please?

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OliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 10-May-07 11:29:43

I am starting to feel like a supermarket announcer!
Would the owner of a blue BMW registration MN 51 ARF with no child seats in the back please move it from the mother and baby space?

DumbledoresGirl Thu 10-May-07 11:42:31

Your announcement suggests a lack of regard for BMW drivers (and why not?!) It should have read "the owner of a blue 4x4" and then we could all have joined in!

(Just bumping for you).

OliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 10-May-07 11:45:46

HOw do you know it isn't a BMW 4x4?! Thanks DG

DumbledoresGirl Thu 10-May-07 11:47:34

Oh dear, I knew I would get in trouble here - cars to me are metal boxes with a wheel at each corner and hopefully one inside. Is there such a thing as a BMW 4x4?

OliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 10-May-07 11:50:55

BMW 4x4
Disclaimer - this comment for comedy and flippant effect only and no offence meant to any BMW drivers whatsover.

Where is that pesky kangamummy and egg?!

DumbledoresGirl Thu 10-May-07 11:55:53

Oh that is yuck! A BMW should be sleek and cool (and driven by an idiot who thinks he owns the road - who said that? ) so a BMW 4x4 is a contradiction in terms IMO. Also no offence to BMW drivers of course .

No idea who Egg is and have not seen RTKM, but I have nothing better to do right now so am happy to make idle comments about cars.

LittleEgg Thu 10-May-07 17:27:59

ooooooooooooooooh stick me down for a fiver for egg please

I drive a golf. No 4 x 4s here...

LittleEgg Thu 10-May-07 17:29:37

Aherm. What on earth do you mean "no idea who Egg is" .

DumbledoresGirl Thu 10-May-07 17:35:47


fryalot Thu 10-May-07 17:43:24

nobody knows who Egg is, as she hasn't bought the name yet

Even I don't know who egg is, and I talk to her every day.

LittleEgg Thu 10-May-07 17:54:20

I will be world famous one day, when I am "Egg"...

fryalot Thu 10-May-07 17:56:10

I can see the billboards now.....


LittleEgg Thu 10-May-07 18:01:18

In flashing lights.

It's only a matter of time .

RTKM might be RTKangaMummy (just a guess).

RTKangaMummy Sat 12-May-07 14:26:15

Sorry Olivia but you can't seriously expect me to respond to a thread talking about BMW!!!!!!!!!!!

Although I am sure that BMW drivers are to be found quite often in M&B spaces without children

I would like to donate £5 for Kanga

I have no idea how to though

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