Center Parcs & Anal sex

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shadyl Mon 16-Jan-12 20:22:16

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

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kittensmakemesqueee Mon 16-Jan-12 20:23:09


Gigondas Mon 16-Jan-12 20:24:41

I have to mark my spot for answer on this one

NormanTebbit Mon 16-Jan-12 20:25:30


NormanTebbit Mon 16-Jan-12 20:26:24

Actually I'm quite relieved we can't afford centre parcs...

OldLadyKnowsNothing Mon 16-Jan-12 20:26:35

I have never heard of a link between Centre Parcs and anal sex. But he was joking, forget about it.

susiedaisy Mon 16-Jan-12 20:26:42

Excellent titlegrin

Sparks1 Mon 16-Jan-12 20:28:14

Hahahahahaha.... That is all.

PersonalClown Mon 16-Jan-12 20:28:37

Have I missed something again??

balia Mon 16-Jan-12 20:28:40

Did someone once say 'I'd rather take it up the arse than go to Centre Parcs'?

ArtexMonkey Mon 16-Jan-12 20:29:00

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

pickofthepops Mon 16-Jan-12 20:29:08

So there are going to be lots of people walking a tad gingerly if they all booked up on seeing the crimbo advertising blitz that centre-bumming center-parcs did during the festive season!

Gigondas Mon 16-Jan-12 20:29:08

grin at lalia

iklboo Mon 16-Jan-12 20:29:20

Not seen it in their brochure....

'Join us for long walks in leafy glades or cycle through the picturesque woodland. If it's raining, why not try to persuade the missus to take it up the wrong 'un?' grin

WhuckFistle Mon 16-Jan-12 20:29:25

I am NEVER going to Center Parcs!

Gigondas Mon 16-Jan-12 20:29:59

Were all the sofa /chairs with cushions taken In the bars and restaurants? That might give you a clue

pickofthepops Mon 16-Jan-12 20:30:20

Maybe it's one of their activities you book up in advance for?

GirlWithPointyShoes Mon 16-Jan-12 20:30:40

Wha...? Isn't bum sex just for Fridays?

I would of found it far more inappropriate if you had of been at Butlins.

Tequilamockinbird Mon 16-Jan-12 20:33:58

Think I must've missed that memo!

However, we were in London a few months ago trying to decide where to go for dinner. DH asked me if I'd like him to take me up up the Oxo Tower and I instantly thought of MN grin

Needless to say, I declined.

Sparklingbrook Mon 16-Jan-12 20:34:06

<Mumsnet is getting weird again> emoticon.

GeriManda Mon 16-Jan-12 20:38:13

There's a link now though grin

Groovee Mon 16-Jan-12 20:43:43

Never heard that before!

Thingumy Mon 16-Jan-12 20:49:40

I'd equate Butlins with bumsex .

susiedaisy Mon 16-Jan-12 20:54:07

Oxo Tower never heard it called that before !!

shadyl Mon 16-Jan-12 20:55:15

Thanks for the responses

I'm getting more and more offended by him and I can't tell whether I'm having a sense of humour failure. I've told him that nobody here remembers anal sex/Center Parcs and he's swearing blind that it's been discussed here before. Also he's again telling me he's "joking" in the same sentence as going on about the cost of 3 spa treatments.

I'm narked as he's turned our family holiday into a porn thing

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