mumsnet-o-matic

[TheBalladofGayTony]

inspired by the thread about the dailymail-o-matic.

AIBU TO VACCINATE MY CHILDS NITS

[bibbitybobbityhat]

BODEN CATALOGUE STOLEN BY MIL: DEVASTATED!

[bibbitybobbityhat]

NANNY FEEDS PFB A FRUITSHOOT: DEVASTATED!

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NEIGHBOUR PARKED ACROSS MY MOONCUP: DEVASTATED.

[WhatFreshHellIsThis]

AIBU TO THINK I SHOULD HAVE PRIORITY ON THE P&T SPACES BECAUSE I'M BREASTFEEDING?

[WhatFreshHellIsThis]

EARLY WEANING CAUSES VACCINATION - SHOCK!

[Geocentric]

MUM DETAINED FOR ILLEGALLY WALKING NEIGHBOUR'S CHILD HOME FROM SCHOOL

[SolidGoldBrass]

MOTHER TRADED BUMSEX FOR NICE HAM!

[WhatFreshHellIsThis]

That would be some VERY nice ham, SGB

[BouncingTurtle]

MIL IS MARRYING MY CHILDMINDER AND HAS SAID SHE WANTS A CHILDFREE WEDDING

[Ronaldinhio]

MOTHERS OFFENDED BY SWEARING states mummycentric website CUNTSNET

[Geocentric]

RIVAL GANGS OF BREASTFED AND BOTTLEFED BABIES FIGHT IT OUT IN P&T PARKING SPACE

[Lexilicious]

OFSTED MANDATING WEANING BEFORE MOTHERS RETURN TO WORK, MILs ACTING AS WETNURSES CONSIDERED ACCEPTABLE GETOUT; AIBU TO SAY DH CAN'T HAVE BITTY AS WELL?

[MrsMerryHenry]

PMSL at SGB!

OIL CLEANSING METHOD BLAMED FOR STEEP INCREASE IN PUBLIC FANJO DRYING

[nymphadora]

[MrsMerryHenry]

NETHUNS LAUNCH FRENZIED COLD-BLOODED ATTACK ON MUMSNET: SAVAGE HUGS AND KISSES UNLEASHED

[minervaitalica]

SHOCK RISE IN COUNSELLING FOR MUMSNETTERS AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT THAT LENTILS CAUSE CANCER, CHILD OBESITY AND GLOBAL WARMING

[MrsMerryHenry]

ROGUE MOONCUP CAUGHT FEEDING PFB FRUITSHOOTS: MOTHER BLAMES GLOBAL WARMING

[TanteRose]

ROGUE POMANDER BLAMED FOR RISE IN TEEN PREGNANCY: MIDDLE ENGLAND UNLEASHES FURY

[cyteen]

Bit of a blended MN/DM effort here: MN HAIRCUT GAVE ME CANCER

[TanteRose]

MUMSNETTER WEIGHS BREASTS IN TESCOS: ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD, SAYS SHOCKED MANAGER