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TheBalladofGayTony Wed 30-Sep-09 14:37:54

inspired by the thread about the dailymail-o-matic.

AIBU TO VACCINATE MY CHILDS NITS

sarah293 Wed 30-Sep-09 14:50:42

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bibbitybobbityhat Wed 30-Sep-09 14:53:09

BODEN CATALOGUE STOLEN BY MIL: DEVASTATED!

bibbitybobbityhat Wed 30-Sep-09 14:54:20

NANNY FEEDS PFB A FRUITSHOOT: DEVASTATED!

sarah293 Wed 30-Sep-09 14:54:54

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bibbitybobbityhat Wed 30-Sep-09 14:55:43

NEIGHBOUR PARKED ACROSS MY MOONCUP: DEVASTATED.

WhatFreshHellIsThis Wed 30-Sep-09 14:57:16

AIBU TO THINK I SHOULD HAVE PRIORITY ON THE P&T SPACES BECAUSE I'M BREASTFEEDING?

WhatFreshHellIsThis Wed 30-Sep-09 14:57:50

EARLY WEANING CAUSES VACCINATION - SHOCK!

Geocentric Wed 30-Sep-09 14:58:38

MUM DETAINED FOR ILLEGALLY WALKING NEIGHBOUR'S CHILD HOME FROM SCHOOL

sarah293 Wed 30-Sep-09 14:59:19

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SolidGoldBrass Wed 30-Sep-09 14:59:59

MOTHER TRADED BUMSEX FOR NICE HAM!

WhatFreshHellIsThis Wed 30-Sep-09 15:00:50

That would be some VERY nice ham, SGB grin

BouncingTurtle Wed 30-Sep-09 15:03:53

MIL IS MARRYING MY CHILDMINDER AND HAS SAID SHE WANTS A CHILDFREE WEDDING

Ronaldinhio Wed 30-Sep-09 15:04:26

MOTHERS OFFENDED BY SWEARING states mummycentric website CUNTSNET

Geocentric Wed 30-Sep-09 15:06:14

RIVAL GANGS OF BREASTFED AND BOTTLEFED BABIES FIGHT IT OUT IN P&T PARKING SPACE

sarah293 Wed 30-Sep-09 15:06:18

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Lexilicious Wed 30-Sep-09 15:38:48

OFSTED MANDATING WEANING BEFORE MOTHERS RETURN TO WORK, MILs ACTING AS WETNURSES CONSIDERED ACCEPTABLE GETOUT; AIBU TO SAY DH CAN'T HAVE BITTY AS WELL?

MrsMerryHenry Wed 30-Sep-09 15:49:45

PMSL at SGB!

OIL CLEANSING METHOD BLAMED FOR STEEP INCREASE IN PUBLIC FANJO DRYING

nymphadora Wed 30-Sep-09 15:50:26

grin

MrsMerryHenry Wed 30-Sep-09 15:52:48

NETHUNS LAUNCH FRENZIED COLD-BLOODED ATTACK ON MUMSNET: SAVAGE HUGS AND KISSES UNLEASHED

minervaitalica Wed 30-Sep-09 16:07:29

SHOCK RISE IN COUNSELLING FOR MUMSNETTERS AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT THAT LENTILS CAUSE CANCER, CHILD OBESITY AND GLOBAL WARMING

PixieOnaLeaf Wed 30-Sep-09 16:07:54

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MrsMerryHenry Wed 30-Sep-09 16:11:07

ROGUE MOONCUP CAUGHT FEEDING PFB FRUITSHOOTS: MOTHER BLAMES GLOBAL WARMING

TanteRose Wed 30-Sep-09 16:14:00

ROGUE POMANDER BLAMED FOR RISE IN TEEN PREGNANCY: MIDDLE ENGLAND UNLEASHES FURY

cyteen Wed 30-Sep-09 16:15:36

Bit of a blended MN/DM effort here: MN HAIRCUT GAVE ME CANCER

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