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I seem to have had an accident

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FanjoFiasco Tue 16-Jun-09 21:34:00

blush oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

KittyWalker Tue 16-Jun-09 21:34:57

What have you done? Are you ok?

nickytwotimes Tue 16-Jun-09 21:35:20

How?
Explain the nature of your injuries my dear.

ThePhantomPlopper Tue 16-Jun-09 21:35:46

What have you done?

FanjoFiasco Tue 16-Jun-09 21:36:26

It is an internal injury. I am looking through the medicine cabinet for anything that can be used in that region.

cornsilk Tue 16-Jun-09 21:36:36

Mooncup casualty?

PacificDogwood Tue 16-Jun-09 21:36:49

What on earth happened??

EccentricaGallumbits Tue 16-Jun-09 21:37:26

ouch.

how? and what?

FluffyBunnyGoneBad Tue 16-Jun-09 21:37:40

Don't put cream there dear, it'll sting like hell. What have you done?

PacificDogwood Tue 16-Jun-09 21:37:44

"I am looking through the medicine cabinet for anything that can be used in that region."

Would a tampon stem the blood flow? grin

FanjoFiasco Tue 16-Jun-09 21:38:06

DH and I engaged in some...activities and it all went horribly wrong. Ok my medicinal choices are vaseline or natural yoghurt? Which should I use?

PacificDogwood Tue 16-Jun-09 21:38:15

Ice pack??

cornsilk Tue 16-Jun-09 21:39:07

sALT bath

psychomum5 Tue 16-Jun-09 21:39:19

did you have a shaving injury??

or waxing???

ooh, you got wax stucj to your fragile area and got into the bath, the wax stuck to the bath, you got out and........

OMGshock

ThePhantomPlopper Tue 16-Jun-09 21:39:20

Have a warm bath, don't shove anything up there.

kormachameleon Tue 16-Jun-09 21:39:36

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Disenchanted3 Tue 16-Jun-09 21:39:41

Sexual activities?? On a week day??

TROLL!!

Haha, just kiddin wink

What exactly happened??

bargainhuntingbetty Tue 16-Jun-09 21:39:42

We need more info before we can offer advice

ThePhantomPlopper Tue 16-Jun-09 21:39:55

Ha. Who was it who stuck themselves to the bath? That was hilarious.

EccentricaGallumbits Tue 16-Jun-09 21:40:12

vaseline.

how? how? mind boggling..... and ice pack,

OrmIrian Tue 16-Jun-09 21:41:06

Can't advise until we know what happened. 'Activities' doesn't cut it (excuse the pun). What did you do FGS!

BCNS Tue 16-Jun-09 21:41:33

is anything stuck up there??.. cut or torn.. or is it more mucsly?

FanjoFiasco Tue 16-Jun-09 21:42:17

I don't really want to shove anything else up there, I fear somethings stuck and thats whats causing the pain. I thought vaseline may lubricate and the yoghurt might nurture?

Jaquelinehyde Tue 16-Jun-09 21:42:34

We must know what happened, you can't leave us hanging like this?

My mind is going to places I'm not comfortable with.

SlartyBartFast Tue 16-Jun-09 21:42:49

yoghurt might be cooling,

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