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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

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Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 17:51

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

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AgentCooper · 31/03/2020 17:56

‘I can’t take DS out because he’ll try to say hi to people.’

‘Folk are like the Stasi round here.’ 😂😫

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NuffSaidSam · 31/03/2020 17:56

I said 'You need to stay away! Keep your ball over there please' to a 5 year old in the park today.

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Whatelsecouldibecalled · 31/03/2020 17:57

‘What’s your plan for this afternoon?.....put the coloured load of washing in’

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Mycatismadeofstringcheese · 31/03/2020 17:57

I’m just going out for my government approved exercise

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islandislandisland · 31/03/2020 17:58

I wonder if we'll be able to buy any milk today

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worldsworststepfordwife · 31/03/2020 17:58

What if the neighbours grass me up for being out twice

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Littlepond · 31/03/2020 17:58

“People!! Stay away from those people!! Two Metres!!”

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Igotthemheavyboobs · 31/03/2020 17:59

'I'm going on a day trip to the hospital'

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BarkandCheese · 31/03/2020 17:59

I’ve sprayed down the box your mouthwash came in so it’s safe to open.

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eggandonion · 31/03/2020 17:59

I need to finish washing the shopping.

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colditz · 31/03/2020 17:59

I'm so bored I have peeled all the labels off my watercolour pencils and cleared out a cupboard

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MortyFide · 31/03/2020 18:00

DH asked me what I had planned tomorrow. I actually said, "I might do some research on agencies for my book."

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Beerincomechampagnetastes · 31/03/2020 18:00

“I’m frightened to buy chocolate at Waitrose, what I’d my pictures printed in the daily fail”?

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Beerincomechampagnetastes · 31/03/2020 18:00

*if

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Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 18:01
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Ohnonononononono · 31/03/2020 18:01

I don't want to live in these flats any more.

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Sparrowlegs248 · 31/03/2020 18:01

I'm not sure cutting brambles back is essential

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ComtesseDeSpair · 31/03/2020 18:01

“I’m bored.”

I am never bored. I can entertain myself easily, even with very little. But once I’m done with work, and have been for my daily run and daily cycle, there is only so much reading, piano practicing and movie-watching I can stand to do.

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MissFlite · 31/03/2020 18:01

Wait! Let me bleach that satsuma before you touch itGrin

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Bluewavescrashing · 31/03/2020 18:01

One piece of fruit each! We can't buy any more for a while!

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buttherulesdontapplytome · 31/03/2020 18:01

‘We’re only allowed out for an hour’

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GaraMedouar · 31/03/2020 18:01

Grin - gosh - all so funny. I said to my DS who’d received a letter ‘I’ll open the envelope, you carefully take the letter out, now I’ll go and destroy the envelope and wash my hands!’

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actiongirl1978 · 31/03/2020 18:02

I might go and hoe the weeds out of the driveway gravel.

And I did.

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PotteringAlong · 31/03/2020 18:02

“No, you can’t have another slice of toast, there’s not that much bread left and it needs to last”

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Stripeyfrog · 31/03/2020 18:02

I didnt say it today, but I amazed myself by feeling sorry for HMRC and the new load of stuff they have to implement!!

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