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Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

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Bluewavescrashing Tue 31-Mar-20 17:51:47

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

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AgentCooper Tue 31-Mar-20 17:56:21

‘I can’t take DS out because he’ll try to say hi to people.’

‘Folk are like the Stasi round here.’ 😂😫

NuffSaidSam Tue 31-Mar-20 17:56:55

I said 'You need to stay away! Keep your ball over there please' to a 5 year old in the park today.

Whatelsecouldibecalled Tue 31-Mar-20 17:57:28

‘What’s your plan for this afternoon?.....put the coloured load of washing in’

Mycatismadeofstringcheese Tue 31-Mar-20 17:57:52

I’m just going out for my government approved exercise

islandislandisland Tue 31-Mar-20 17:58:27

I wonder if we'll be able to buy any milk today

worldsworststepfordwife Tue 31-Mar-20 17:58:39

What if the neighbours grass me up for being out twice

Littlepond Tue 31-Mar-20 17:58:50

“People!! Stay away from those people!! Two Metres!!”

Igotthemheavyboobs Tue 31-Mar-20 17:59:00

'I'm going on a day trip to the hospital'

BarkandCheese Tue 31-Mar-20 17:59:27

I’ve sprayed down the box your mouthwash came in so it’s safe to open.

eggandonion Tue 31-Mar-20 17:59:36

I need to finish washing the shopping.

colditz Tue 31-Mar-20 17:59:54

I'm so bored I have peeled all the labels off my watercolour pencils and cleared out a cupboard

MortyFide Tue 31-Mar-20 18:00:00

DH asked me what I had planned tomorrow. I actually said, "I might do some research on agencies for my book."

Beerincomechampagnetastes Tue 31-Mar-20 18:00:20

“I’m frightened to buy chocolate at Waitrose, what I’d my pictures printed in the daily fail”?

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Bluewavescrashing Tue 31-Mar-20 18:01:03


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Ohnonononononono Tue 31-Mar-20 18:01:05

I don't want to live in these flats any more.

Nottalotta Tue 31-Mar-20 18:01:13

I'm not sure cutting brambles back is essential

ComtesseDeSpair Tue 31-Mar-20 18:01:20

“I’m bored.”

I am never bored. I can entertain myself easily, even with very little. But once I’m done with work, and have been for my daily run and daily cycle, there is only so much reading, piano practicing and movie-watching I can stand to do.

Bluewavescrashing Tue 31-Mar-20 18:01:32

One piece of fruit each! We can't buy any more for a while!

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MissFlite Tue 31-Mar-20 18:01:32

Wait! Let me bleach that satsuma before you touch itgrin

buttherulesdontapplytome Tue 31-Mar-20 18:01:45

‘We’re only allowed out for an hour’

GaraMedouar Tue 31-Mar-20 18:01:57

grin - gosh - all so funny. I said to my DS who’d received a letter ‘I’ll open the envelope, you carefully take the letter out, now I’ll go and destroy the envelope and wash my hands!’

actiongirl1978 Tue 31-Mar-20 18:02:02

I might go and hoe the weeds out of the driveway gravel.

And I did.

PotteringAlong Tue 31-Mar-20 18:02:08

“No, you can’t have another slice of toast, there’s not that much bread left and it needs to last”

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