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To ask the grossest thing your pet has done?

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:20

I used one of those foot peel masks & was peeling the skin off. My beagle ran in & ate it all! 🤢

He also rolls in fox shit. And knocked over bathroom bin & took out tampon applicator & ... cleaned it 🤢

My staffy, when she was a puppy, ate the arses out of my DS' pants.

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TheoriginalLEM · 17/01/2020 22:22

My mum's dog, that weighed 60kg, shat in my hands

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:22

@TheoriginalLEM I'm sorry, but that requires far more information! 😂

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MaddeningtheUnhelpful · 17/01/2020 22:23

My dog is obsessed with eating cat poo Confused she will do pretty much anything to get to it. Gross doggo

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rosydreams · 17/01/2020 22:24

climbed on my chest with pooey feet =/

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hettysdrawers · 17/01/2020 22:24

I accidentally shut Dcat1 in the bathroom once and when Dcat2 finally alerted me to her plight and I found her, she'd shat in the bath then trampled it round the bathroom Confused

Everyone I told said the poor thing must have done a fear poo but it was pretty solid and she seemed chilled so I'm going with revenge.

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FlaskMaster · 17/01/2020 22:25

If my dog vomits, he eats it again. If my other dog vomits, he'll eat that too.
One of mine would eat cat poo as a puppy. Or any poo, but the cat poo stank the worst.

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FlaskMaster · 17/01/2020 22:26

Vomit eating dog has also eaten nappies (yes this required vetinary intervention).

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:26

Fucking hell, pets are gross! I didn't realise cats were bad. Dogs seem to like shit. Wtf is wrong with them? 😂

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Pingue · 17/01/2020 22:27

My dog ate the contents of DS’s nappy when I was changing him. I know dogs “clean up” after their puppies so wonder if that’s what she thought she was doing? It was all over her fur and she needed a bath. She has also eaten food that DS has spat out or puked up.

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Tanfastic · 17/01/2020 22:27

When my son was about five he was throwing up in bed one night and I just quickly stripped his bed and threw the sheets on the lawn outside whilst I dealt with him and changed his bed.

When I came downstairs and looked outside my dog was sat on the lawn chomping on the lumps of sick 🤢

Dirty bastard 😂

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Tanfastic · 17/01/2020 22:28

Yeah mine eats cat shit too...won't eat his own though 😳🤣

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:28

Oh... was at vets & made friends with a Great Dane. He came over & sat on my knee. Really lovely boy with very bad hips. On the drive home I said to DS "wtf have I got on my jeans?" & scratched it... and sniffed - it was a huge Great Dane skidmark. 🤢

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:30

@Pingue & @Tanfastic oh my fucking God! I'm actually gagging a bit.

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TheoriginalLEM · 17/01/2020 22:30

@QueenOfOversharing I was bathing him and he just shat! I just caught it and threw it straight down the toilet Envy my DP was gagging

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Tanfastic · 17/01/2020 22:31

😆😆 Great Dane skidmark.

Once my dog had a very sloppy poo when I took him for a walk. He then proceeded to back into my leg, tail up. Shit all down my shin. Brill 🤣

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BarkBarkBark · 17/01/2020 22:31

Ate a litter of newborn kittens Sad

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:31

@TheoriginalLEM 😂😂😂 haha. My DS did that in the bath when he was 2. It had Oilatum in & grabbing the turd was like trying to grab soap. I had to fling it in the loo.

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:32

@Tanfastic guffaws omg I'm glad I started this!

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/01/2020 22:33

Ate a litter of newborn kittens

Nooooooooo! What?!?! How?! @BarkBarkBark

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TexasTina · 17/01/2020 22:34

My first dog ate his vomit before it had even hit the ground most times and always before I managed to get the cleaning supplies together.

My second dog ate his shit as a puppy. He also pisses up the bannister (we lock him outside when we aren't in so he's doing this while we sleep) but this is also where he sleeps at night so sometimes he smells bad. As does my landing. Cunt.

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Littletabbyocelot · 17/01/2020 22:35

My cat ate an entire ribbon (several feet long, very thin, used for trimming things). When it came out the other end it didn't all come out. She freaked out and ran in panicked cat fashion round and round the flat dragging the pooh covered ribbon behind her. My mother in law was staying at the time and she managed to catch her and pull the ribbon out.

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TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 17/01/2020 22:35

My dear departed dog had so many gross moments I don’t know which to pick.

There was the time he nicked the net off roast beef out of the bin and spent the next 24 hours puking or shitting all over the flat until he finally passed it (didn’t know what was wrong with him until it reappeared).

Or the time he crapped in the car boot in excitement and then leapt around in it because we were arriving at my sister’s. There was poo trodden into every crevice of the boot, and she lived in a tenement with no garden/outside tap/hose, so I had to try to clean it with baby wipes.

Or the time he crapped in my shoe.

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Tanfastic · 17/01/2020 22:35

🤣🤣🤣🤣 these are so funny.

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tunnocksreturns2019 · 17/01/2020 22:36

My cat brings slow worms in from the garden and throws them high up in the air, and catches them in his teeth. And repeats. If you’ve not seen slow worms before, they are pretty big. Like mini snakes. It’s fairly horrifying. He bites their tails off if I don’t rescue them. And I’m not that crazy about rescuing them, but I feel I must 😬😬😬

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tunnocksreturns2019 · 17/01/2020 22:37

But the dying rat and the blood all over the skirting boards was worse. I arrived home to that with four children and cake making ingredients. Play date got interesting 🤣

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