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I’m Middle Class - ask me anything

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LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:23:40

Inspired by a now sadly deleted thread (no MN mods it’s Not a TAAT so pls don’t delete)

Just thawt some of you plebs mite need sum tips on Being Middle Class

DDIJ Fri 03-Jan-20 16:26:22

How would a middle class person deal with a working class interloper when holding a middle class party for the middle classes?

How does one differentiate between solid middle class and comfortably middle class?

Goawayquickly Fri 03-Jan-20 16:26:45

Your view on the wearing of ties?

Judashascomeintosomemoney Fri 03-Jan-20 16:27:15

Do you remember where you were during the Great Houmous shortage of 2019?

TheCountessofFitzdotterel Fri 03-Jan-20 16:28:48

Do you even know anyone who voted Conservative?

Nanna50 Fri 03-Jan-20 16:29:34

Define middle class

Grumpyoldblonde Fri 03-Jan-20 16:29:56

What class is your mum? If you taked her to a posh restaurant would she wear a hat?

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:31:01

How would a middle class person deal with a working class interloper when holding a middle class party for the middle classes?

Lots of cutlery will normally bamboozle the commoners.

How does one differentiate between solid middle class and comfortably middle class?
Solid MC music lessons
Comfortable MC fencing lessons

Batshittery Fri 03-Jan-20 16:31:24

Do you have a toilet brush?

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:31:34

Your view on the wearing of ties?

Only old school

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:32:41

Do you remember where you were during the Great Houmous shortage of 2019?

Think of the children - they couldn’t eat raw veggies for weeks

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:34:03

Do you even know anyone who voted Conservative?

Well I have my suspicions. <gives postman a Paddington hard stare>

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:35:07

Define middle class

<sounds klaxon> potential infiltration

MrsArchchancellorRidcully Fri 03-Jan-20 16:36:38

Do you buy naice ham?

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:36:54

What class is your mum? If you taked her to a posh restaurant would she wear a hat?

I wunce tooken Mother to a smart restaurant and there was people their with no class or ties so I had to piss in there soup.

MrsDoylesTeaBags Fri 03-Jan-20 16:36:59

Should I add Kale Pesto or Avocado to tonight's Quinoa Salad (or just do egg and chips instead?)

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:37:58

Do you have a toilet brush?

Do you mean hair brush?

MarshaBradyo Fri 03-Jan-20 16:38:00

How do you greet old friends? Double kiss, hug, smile, other

Ditto school gate mothers

Waterandlemonjuice Fri 03-Jan-20 16:39:02

Where did you go to school?

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:41:05

Do you buy naice ham?

Only if it’s local butcher corn fed vegan bred named farmer organic driver sourced from rural tribespeople of the soil wrapped in sustainable hand crafted linen

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:42:54

Should I add Kale Pesto or Avocado to tonight's Quinoa Salad (or just do egg and chips instead?)

Kale pesto is an abomination
Avocado is for children
Quinoa is too try hard

Do you own the chickens and potato plants?

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:44:40

How do you greet old friends? Double kiss, hug, smile, other

We bray at each other in time honoured fashion

Ditto school gate mothers

We toot the 4x4 horn

LivingTheThighLife Fri 03-Jan-20 16:46:25

Where did you go to school?

Daddy bawt every house on the street next to a top performing state school.

1forAll74 Fri 03-Jan-20 17:07:10

Do your parents have to vet any new men friends that you are interested in, or are all the new suitors,wise enough to give them a miss, and go for more of a higher class situation in life.

Geppili Fri 03-Jan-20 17:26:23

How do you hold your knife?

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