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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:19:42


Besidesthepoint Fri 01-Nov-19 23:31:22

This thread has been going for quite a while now.

BitOfFun Fri 01-Nov-19 23:33:38

I'm going to die laughing, or at the very least enjoying myself. RESULT!

ErrolTheDragon Fri 01-Nov-19 23:41:03

Crash and burn

barearsedloverofthigh Sat 02-Nov-19 01:06:29

We all know what a wild, untamed woman our Emperor is!

NorberErratics Sat 02-Nov-19 01:24:40

Crushed by a boulder deposited in an unexpected place in the Yorkshire Dales by a glacier.

zeddybrek Sat 02-Nov-19 01:37:47

Eating too much porridge.

DanglyWitchesTitofThigh Sat 02-Nov-19 08:23:09

Smothered by my own dangly tit because I forgot to put my bra on!

MidnightMystery Sat 07-Dec-19 18:10:31

Time of death: Midnight
The rest is a Mystery grin

HeartZone Sat 07-Dec-19 18:16:35

Heart 😳

Sprinklemetinsel Sat 07-Dec-19 18:21:03

Choked on lametta

FredaFrogspawn Sat 07-Dec-19 18:23:04

Fell into a lake while freeing captured frogspawn.

KittyConCarne Sat 07-Dec-19 18:59:15

An accidental culinary experience in South Korea that was not Michelin quality?
My moggies finally achieved world domination & served me up on a bed of GoCat at their Feline Feast of Independence?

dodobookends Sat 07-Dec-19 20:02:02

An unfortunate archiving accident in the Natural History Museum.

IdiotInDisguise Sat 07-Dec-19 20:04:37

I suppose I will die winning the Darwin Prize!

dontticklethetoad Sat 07-Dec-19 20:12:12

I didn't listen to the advice given.

Amortentia Sat 07-Dec-19 20:15:00

Overdosed on love potion, fine by me 💕🧪☠️

cerys Sat 07-Dec-19 20:33:51

Road rage from the lead singer of Catatonia.

avocadoze Sat 07-Dec-19 20:35:04

Fall asleep at the wheel

HerrenaHarridan Sat 07-Dec-19 21:00:30

I love how many other discworld names there are.

I would be killed in battle while sacking a heathen church

aimingforthesky Sun 08-Dec-19 09:00:59

A messy fireworks night.

Aroundtheworldin80moves Sun 08-Dec-19 09:03:29

Getting lost as I can't remember where in the world I'm supposed to live.

Whiskeylover45 Sun 08-Dec-19 10:18:09

Alcoholic poisoning ;)

bintang Sun 08-Dec-19 10:20:42

Hit on the head by a falling red star
(Bintang means red star)

ItsChristmaaaaaaaaas Sun 08-Dec-19 10:24:23

Falling off the ladders while trying to fix the angel to the top of the tree.

wageslave Sun 08-Dec-19 10:25:17

Worked to death, not far off now....😁

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