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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:19:42

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Huntlybyelection Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:01

A viciously fought local election campaign, most probably murdered with a ballot box by a stooge, planted by the politician who had to stand down due to some nefarious deed.

I have a whole back story figured out. I have a lot of time on my hands.

BlackAmericanoNoSugar Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:04

Either some sort of terribly and unlikely drowning in a vat of coffee accident, or a heart attack from too much caffeine (highly likely and not that bad a way to go IMO).

AllStarBySmashMouth Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:08

Listening to All Star by Smash Mouth on an infinite loop until I lose my mind and end it all.

So much to do, so much to see...

TequilaPilates Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:45

Drunken accident in a Pilates class

Otterseatpuffinsdontthey Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:55

Drowned trying to save puffins.

jamesbluntssupermodels Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:57

Shagged to death by James Blunt

I quite like it blush

EskewedBeef Fri 04-Oct-19 19:27:04

Speared through my meatiest parts.

TaurielTest Fri 04-Oct-19 19:27:22

Hubristically gobbled up by a heron. In Scots.

StealthPolarBear Fri 04-Oct-19 19:27:58

Fairly self explanatory really. I need to watch out when walking in snow.

BertieBotts Fri 04-Oct-19 19:27:59

Choking on a jelly bean.

Samcro Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:04

Killed by an American biker gang.

Frangipane Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:37

Poisoned almond flavoured sweetmeats!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:44

I think I might need to be avenged...

resipsa Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:47

Someone else's negligent act - beyond that, it's unknown!

TheStakeIsNotThePower Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:50

I think a vampire got me.

SquirrelsInJune Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:53

Murdered by furry little buggers in the sunshine.

StillRunningWithScissors Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:54

Username says it all...

joyfullittlehippo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:57

Hippos are actually the most dangerous animal on earth (after the mosquito). So... being mauled to death by a giant hippo, but a really happy one.

onlyfortonight Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:03

I don’t know about the death...but I’ll be resurrected by morning! grin

MayFayner Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:09

Terminal selfishness

birdsdestiny Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:21

Hit on the head by a plummeting pigeon.

AProblemHasOccured Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:33

They stopped producing mini cheddars. It is the air I breathe.

ILiveInSalemsLot Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:45

Killed by floating vampires tap, tap, tapping on my bedroom window.

joyfullittlehippo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:50

Or mauled by a really happy tiny baby hippo, which would be embarrassing.

ImTheDamnFoolThatShotHim Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:48

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?

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