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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:19:42

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Iamboudicca Tue 08-Oct-19 14:58:03

in a bloodbath in Colchester

thecabbageassasin Tue 08-Oct-19 15:00:49

Plied with cabbage until I explode.
Hit by a stray cabbage in freak occurrence.

highheelsandbobblehats Tue 08-Oct-19 15:50:18

Falling down a flight of stairs when my hat fell over my eyes and my heel caught in the pavement.

FishBulb Wed 09-Oct-19 01:54:28

Heart attack from the shock of seeing my face on a box of Japanese detergent.

Germ1360 Wed 09-Oct-19 02:29:09

I am patient zero.

ViciousJackdaw Wed 09-Oct-19 05:52:51

Pecked to death

LoudBatPerson Wed 09-Oct-19 06:18:04

A big gang of bats surround me and emit just the right frequency sound to rupture my blood vessels.

DontGoIntoTheLongGrass Wed 09-Oct-19 06:59:06

Raptors.

AliciaMayEmory Wed 09-Oct-19 07:01:37

Joey Tribbiani’s cabbage patch doll would come to life and kill me in a horror-style way.

Spaceman101 Wed 09-Oct-19 07:25:03

Ejected from a space rocket

UselessTrees Wed 09-Oct-19 07:39:52

Tried to hide from the madman in the woods. Failed.

HunterAngel Wed 09-Oct-19 10:02:53

Hunting accident. Or possibly killed by an angel on a hunting trip

HebeMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 09-Oct-19 10:37:23

Morning, everyone.

We've had several nominations for this thread to go into Classics so we're going to move it over now.

GBroGal Wed 09-Oct-19 12:04:01

"Hello - pleased to meet you. My name is G Brogaaaargh ..."

00100001 Wed 09-Oct-19 12:22:02

@UselessTrees LOL

00100001 Wed 09-Oct-19 12:22:46

@HebeMumsnet ... how do you die?

ahagwearsapointybonnet Wed 09-Oct-19 12:38:51

Of the HebeJeebies?

ElinoristhenewEnid Wed 09-Oct-19 12:48:12

In transit from Malory Towers in Cornwall to Chalet School in Austria (being driven by a doctor of course)

Mookins14 Wed 09-Oct-19 12:52:15

When my 14 stone cow-kitten crossbreed jumps up on my chest for cuddles

DeadDoorpost Wed 09-Oct-19 12:58:12

Pretty obvious...

thecatneuterer Wed 09-Oct-19 13:01:54

HebeMumsnet ... how do you die?

Being very, very slowly suffocated by a slow-growing, ground cover, evergreen plant while moderating MN?

Spaghettio Wed 09-Oct-19 13:19:34

Strangled by pasta

SilentBob Wed 09-Oct-19 13:26:03

Quietly. Either in a swimming pool or on the loo.

BrokenBrit Wed 09-Oct-19 13:33:19

Multiple fractures on my home island shock

AnneKipanki Wed 09-Oct-19 13:36:15

HebeMumsnet trapped in a net and stung by an angry Mummy bee ( too close to her little boy )
Love hebe jeebies though !

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