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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:19:42


Thestral Fri 04-Oct-19 19:20:09

Run over by a spectral horse.

LoonyLunaLoo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:20:30

Getting eaten by my tortoise?

twirlypoo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:20:53

Oh. Well this is going to be a messy end for me.....

CheddarCheesy Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:14

Cheese overdose

TotallyKerplunked Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:41

Stabbed with loads of little plastic sticks

Bobbindobbin Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:52

Dunked for witchcraft by a horse 😩

treehousethunderstorm Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:55

Seems self explanatory

HeyMicky Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:55

Killed by cheerleaders

titchy Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:57

Shrunk to nothing....shock

TrainspottingWelsh Fri 04-Oct-19 19:22:08

Drug overdose.

Ginger1982 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:22:25

I'm dead already.

Lima45 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:22:54

Squashed by 45 Spanish limes???

LavenderAndBeeswax Fri 04-Oct-19 19:23:16

Slipped on a highly polished floor

BiteyShark Fri 04-Oct-19 19:23:40

Ouch grin

Lottie2shoes Fri 04-Oct-19 19:23:48

Stamped on by a pair of shoes?

Holymolymackerel Fri 04-Oct-19 19:23:53

Poisoned by a religious mackerel with a lot of moles.

Ostanovka Fri 04-Oct-19 19:24:13

Hit by a bus.

TheQueef Fri 04-Oct-19 19:24:20


EatsFartsAndLeaves Fri 04-Oct-19 19:24:40

Oh dear. I can only hope it's quick.

MorticiaAddamsIsMyStyleGuru Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:05

I'd become a vampire!! And I'd love that 🖤🤣🖤

EatsFartsAndLeaves Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:19

Isn't this something like how Elvis died?

thecatneuterer Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:46

Savaged to death by a cat that was particularly attached to its balls.

DeathBySnuSnu Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:51

Ha ha ha omg I wish grin

InTheKitchenAtParties Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:51

In the kitchen at a party.

Huntlybyelection Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:01

A viciously fought local election campaign, most probably murdered with a ballot box by a stooge, planted by the politician who had to stand down due to some nefarious deed.

I have a whole back story figured out. I have a lot of time on my hands.

BlackAmericanoNoSugar Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:04

Either some sort of terribly and unlikely drowning in a vat of coffee accident, or a heart attack from too much caffeine (highly likely and not that bad a way to go IMO).

AllStarBySmashMouth Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:08

Listening to All Star by Smash Mouth on an infinite loop until I lose my mind and end it all.

So much to do, so much to see...

TequilaPilates Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:45

Drunken accident in a Pilates class

Otterseatpuffinsdontthey Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:55

Drowned trying to save puffins.

jamesbluntssupermodels Fri 04-Oct-19 19:26:57

Shagged to death by James Blunt

I quite like it blush

EskewedBeef Fri 04-Oct-19 19:27:04

Speared through my meatiest parts.

TaurielTest Fri 04-Oct-19 19:27:22

Hubristically gobbled up by a heron. In Scots.

StealthPolarBear Fri 04-Oct-19 19:27:58

Fairly self explanatory really. I need to watch out when walking in snow.

BertieBotts Fri 04-Oct-19 19:27:59

Choking on a jelly bean.

Samcro Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:04

Killed by an American biker gang.

Frangipane Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:37

Poisoned almond flavoured sweetmeats!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:44

I think I might need to be avenged...

resipsa Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:47

Someone else's negligent act - beyond that, it's unknown!

TheStakeIsNotThePower Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:50

I think a vampire got me.

SquirrelsInJune Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:53

Murdered by furry little buggers in the sunshine.

StillRunningWithScissors Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:54

Username says it all...

joyfullittlehippo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:28:57

Hippos are actually the most dangerous animal on earth (after the mosquito). So... being mauled to death by a giant hippo, but a really happy one.

onlyfortonight Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:03

I don’t know about the death...but I’ll be resurrected by morning! grin

MayFayner Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:09

Terminal selfishness

birdsdestiny Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:21

Hit on the head by a plummeting pigeon.

AProblemHasOccured Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:33

They stopped producing mini cheddars. It is the air I breathe.

ILiveInSalemsLot Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:45

Killed by floating vampires tap, tap, tapping on my bedroom window.

joyfullittlehippo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:50

Or mauled by a really happy tiny baby hippo, which would be embarrassing.

ImTheDamnFoolThatShotHim Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:48

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?


AJPTaylor Fri 04-Oct-19 19:29:59

Lectured to death by a historian?

SconeCreamJam Fri 04-Oct-19 19:30:12


JeremyIronsBenFolds Fri 04-Oct-19 19:30:27

A freak laundry accident 😁

commanderdalgliesh Fri 04-Oct-19 19:30:38

Murdered in an elaborate plot I'd say

RolytheRhino Fri 04-Oct-19 19:31:03

Overdosed on Hey Duggee.

Or attacked by BIRDS!

Honeybee85 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:31:29

Died of a bee sting.
Eating poisoned honey.
Dead by enviromental cause because all the bees got extincted and the eco system collapsed with all its consequences.

SleepingStandingUp Fri 04-Oct-19 19:31:38

Falling asleep somewhere fateful...

moobar Fri 04-Oct-19 19:31:58

Squashed by a cow in a pub

DamonSalvatoresDinner Fri 04-Oct-19 19:32:13

in the best way possible.

As long as I get to come back!

TinyMystery Fri 04-Oct-19 19:32:19

You’ll never know...

rubberduckyyouretheone Fri 04-Oct-19 19:32:32

Drowned by Bert and Ernie whilst attempting rubber duck theft.

Disfordarkchocolate Fri 04-Oct-19 19:32:50

Death by Chocolate, yummy.

JesusInTheCabbageVan Fri 04-Oct-19 19:33:01

Murdered by Ocado. A very middle class death. Unless it's literally the second coming of Christ, in which case why isn't he driving responsibly?

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer Fri 04-Oct-19 19:33:04

I get confused at santas grotto and get killed by a stampede of reindeer

Bloodycats Fri 04-Oct-19 19:33:05

Bloody cats would walk in front of me while I’m attempting to walk down the stairs. I’d go flying and fall on to a big spike I left at the bottom of the stairs earlier.

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername Fri 04-Oct-19 19:33:06

Quietly in bed, Woo-hoo!

00100001 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:33:41



JesusInTheCabbageVan Fri 04-Oct-19 19:33:44

Your turn OP...

OnceUponAMidnightBeery Fri 04-Oct-19 19:33:48

Falling into an open grave on the way back from the pub.

GrimalkinsCrone Fri 04-Oct-19 19:33:53

Smothered by the cat whilst drunk on home-made booze.

WeAreStardustWeAreGolden Fri 04-Oct-19 19:34:01

Smashed to smithereens by a Meteorite?

StuntCroissant Fri 04-Oct-19 19:34:23

Ambushed and assaulted behind a patisserie?

TowerRingInferno Fri 04-Oct-19 19:34:32


MadisonMontgomery Fri 04-Oct-19 19:35:02

Throat slit, then resurrected, then strangled 😬

DonPablo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:35:13

A roof top shoot out.

bumblenbean Fri 04-Oct-19 19:35:16

Bumbling into a tower of baked beans and being squashed?

dorothyinoz Fri 04-Oct-19 19:35:22

Squashed under a house with all my tiny friends!

Clangus00 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:35:41

Highland cow

00100001 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:35:42

I'd die when I'm 32 from a mistake...

OkayGo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:36:01

Pretty fuckin quickly I reckon

IamHyouweegobshite Fri 04-Oct-19 19:36:51

It doesn't look pleasant... Being suffocated by Wee and shite?? Although, hopefully it will LoD finally catching up with me and trussing me up like a turkey.

LauraAshleySofa Fri 04-Oct-19 19:36:52

Peacefully in my sleep, having nodded off during the Sunday repeat of Bake Off.

TannatTart Fri 04-Oct-19 19:37:09

Drank myself to death wine

ScreamingValenta Fri 04-Oct-19 19:37:47

Hit by a (vintage 125) train.

TheNoodlesIncident Fri 04-Oct-19 19:38:01

I'm waiting to see what causes Binary to succumb to doom...

Mine is unknown, but a Noodle Was Involved. (Not more than one noodle, I got that wrong. So embarrassing! blush)

Chottie Fri 04-Oct-19 19:38:03

An accident with a loaded gun.........

TottieandMarchpane Fri 04-Oct-19 19:38:14

Going up on a whoosh of burning cellulose.

NCBabyBoy Fri 04-Oct-19 19:38:17

In childbirthshock

CountFosco Fri 04-Oct-19 19:38:27

Murdered by an Italian I betrayed while on the run.

Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies Fri 04-Oct-19 19:38:28

Well, we all know what happens to Matilda... for when Matilda’s aunt returned, Matilda and the house were burned.

VictoriaBun Fri 04-Oct-19 19:38:36

Ate my weight in cake !

legalseagull Fri 04-Oct-19 19:38:39

Bludgeoned to death with a judges gabble by a seagull for not sharing my chips

MRex Fri 04-Oct-19 19:39:00

As I'm the mummy of T-Rex, I guess it'll be a very large meteor.

Wall2WallArseholes Fri 04-Oct-19 19:39:00

I'd rather not imagine it 😂

dannydyerismydad Fri 04-Oct-19 19:39:25

On a cliffhanger.

HoneyandSpice Fri 04-Oct-19 19:39:29

Drowned in honey with a bit of chilli...

iklboo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:39:34

Squished by a beastie from Monsters Inc

turnthebiglightoff Fri 04-Oct-19 19:39:47

Leaving the big light on and having to donate my heart to pay British Gas

Somebodystired Fri 04-Oct-19 19:39:48

Extreme exhaustion...

Prokupatuscrakedatus Fri 04-Oct-19 19:39:56

I would die in the crash of a flying windmill - if I had remembered my intended username correctly, which I didn't.

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