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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:19:42

?

Thestral Fri 04-Oct-19 19:20:09

Run over by a spectral horse.

LoonyLunaLoo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:20:30

Getting eaten by my tortoise?

twirlypoo Fri 04-Oct-19 19:20:53

Oh. Well this is going to be a messy end for me.....

CheddarCheesy Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:14

Cheese overdose

TotallyKerplunked Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:41

Stabbed with loads of little plastic sticks

Bobbindobbin Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:52

Dunked for witchcraft by a horse 😩

treehousethunderstorm Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:55

Seems self explanatory

HeyMicky Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:55

Killed by cheerleaders

titchy Fri 04-Oct-19 19:21:57

Shrunk to nothing....shock

TrainspottingWelsh Fri 04-Oct-19 19:22:08

Drug overdose.

Ginger1982 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:22:25

I'm dead already.

Lima45 Fri 04-Oct-19 19:22:54

Squashed by 45 Spanish limes???

LavenderAndBeeswax Fri 04-Oct-19 19:23:16

Slipped on a highly polished floor

BiteyShark Fri 04-Oct-19 19:23:40

Ouch grin

Lottie2shoes Fri 04-Oct-19 19:23:48

Stamped on by a pair of shoes?

Holymolymackerel Fri 04-Oct-19 19:23:53

Poisoned by a religious mackerel with a lot of moles.

Ostanovka Fri 04-Oct-19 19:24:13

Hit by a bus.

TheQueef Fri 04-Oct-19 19:24:20

Loud?

EatsFartsAndLeaves Fri 04-Oct-19 19:24:40

Oh dear. I can only hope it's quick.

MorticiaAddamsIsMyStyleGuru Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:05

I'd become a vampire!! And I'd love that 🖤🤣🖤

EatsFartsAndLeaves Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:19

Isn't this something like how Elvis died?

thecatneuterer Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:46

Savaged to death by a cat that was particularly attached to its balls.

DeathBySnuSnu Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:51

Ha ha ha omg I wish grin

InTheKitchenAtParties Fri 04-Oct-19 19:25:51

In the kitchen at a party.

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