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Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

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morningpaper Wed 23-May-07 20:14:41

So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?


BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly




bhangad Sat 26-Aug-17 09:37:32

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madamez Fri 07-Mar-08 00:07:05

Heeey girrlz luv u lots!
It has been 4 weeks since I killed the last mouse
DS has shat in the toilet 3 times this week
<cartoon of a turd with boggly eyes and a grin>
45 days since I last had any s*x (oops, standards are slipping)

BumperliciousNeedsaGlassofWine Tue 04-Mar-08 09:06:26

Morning hunnis!


20 seconds since I last passed a bit of wee while sneezing

2 hours before I can remove my pelvic floor muscle training cones

5 days since I last had a shower

My baby had 12 chicken nuggets for tea

S1ur Mon 03-Mar-08 16:48:10


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15 seconds since I last bumped a thread

643 days since I put this STICK up my arse

I am on my THIRD valium of the day!!!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxmy hunnibunsxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Cloudhopper Sat 19-Jan-08 17:00:37

For dinner I am having chicken kievs, chips and sweetcorn, but I wish I was having this <insert picture of Hunter the Gladiator>


Jordan Rex II is 18 years, 5 months, 8 days and 12 seconds old

Jordan Rex I is 15 years, 1 month, 20 days and 39 seconds old

It is 4 years since I last thought about sex. Unfortunately it is only 4 days since I last had sex.

DontCallMeBaby Fri 18-Jan-08 22:37:56

Ah, happy memories.

It has been 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour 35 minutes since I last posted something that was quoted by morningpaper

It will be the crack of doom before I do it again

It has been 7 months 2 weeks 7 hours since I made a liar of myself by not failing my exams because of the interweb

<<professional designation in sparkly pink>>

It will be 3 weeks exactly until I discover I failed my latest set of exams because the previous lot made me cocky and the interweb didn't go away

<<picture of me with double chin the angle can do nothing to disguise>>
<<picture of glass of red wine>>

mellowma Fri 18-Jan-08 16:53:10

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Fubsy Fri 18-Jan-08 16:46:28

They wouldnt want me on NM.

Its been 54 minutes since I last buried a small pet.

22 minutes since I last shouted at a hapless call centre worker in Mumbay

Fuck knows how long since I last had sex.

Kisses to you all......

K20 Fri 18-Jan-08 13:25:23

oh I vaguely remember it but have had a good laugh at it again today


its been 15 days since I had a job
its been 15 hours since I fantasy purchased a new laptop
its been 15 minutes since I spent any money on line
I have eaten 1.5 chocolate biscuits since starting this message

BettySpaghetti Fri 18-Jan-08 12:50:41

I somehow missed this thread -alerted to it by MP's round-up email.


Its been 2 hours 45 mins since I last trod on a piece of lego and swore loudly

Its been 2 days and 4 hrs since the cat last chucked up on the living room rug

My library book is 2 weeks and 4 days overdue


<<insert bluury picture of a small child with a snotty nose>>

trendaverter Mon 11-Jun-07 14:32:43

And sadly...NM has removed the tickers.

They'll all be coming here!!

SueBaroo Sat 26-May-07 12:01:38

I'm having a skippy-dippy fabby-wabby day wearing my brand new Christina Aguilera style wiggle skirt!

Luv you huns! xxx


Wife to the rather spent penis-owner formally known as Prince Big Willy

Mother to the dahlink children now staring glassy eyed at Cbeebies

@-->> A rose for you from the angels

harrisey Sat 26-May-07 11:43:15

oooh hunnies I am loving having a mornig cleaning the house form top to bottom while my goreous hubby <insert piccie of Pierce Brosnan> gets his beauty sleep.



divastrop Sat 26-May-07 09:55:45

who is vicky?

day 36 of 28 day cycle

is it alright if i scream now?

whomovedmychocolate Sat 26-May-07 07:15:28

I parped you both!!! Now how do I make a parping ticker.....

SueBaroo Fri 25-May-07 22:45:23

you got called hun!! pmsl


3 inches added to my calf muscles from pushing the baby rocker

1 load of washing up still not done

30 minutes until prince big willy gets home and I try and jump him.

@-->> @-->> @-->> @-->> @-->>

Flumpybumpy Fri 25-May-07 22:39:56

Twas me Amanda Parping

Nice to parp with you Maria Bitchery!!

Better stop now as this could get really out of hand!!!!

divastrop Fri 25-May-07 22:37:26

yes 'twas me!!!

maria bitchery

divastrop Fri 25-May-07 22:36:42

glad i didnt sign up with my real name,cant believe your real name shows up.

i better leave it alone now as i dont want to get in trouble with MN


%%%%i wub my hub%%%%

Flumpybumpy Fri 25-May-07 22:36:18

diva - did oyu just parp me on NM???? if not I may have started something..............

Flumpybumpy Fri 25-May-07 22:27:24

diva, i just set one up to LOL


divastrop Fri 25-May-07 22:26:02

come and say hi to me so we can all parp

divastrop Fri 25-May-07 22:20:35

ok ive signed up,let me know if you start a thread or parp from one.its too scary over there to look for anything that p**s me off.

harrisey Fri 25-May-07 22:16:28

I am not feeling well


I have been banned from the library computer for : 9 hours 34 mins

I cant go back on till : Wednesday


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