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Haikus for the Lost

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FizzyGreenWater Sun 03-Jun-18 11:35:53

MIL on the long pole
Still got it at fifty six
Smash goes the artwork

PanPanPanPing Sun 03-Jun-18 12:11:55


didsomeonesaybunny Sun 03-Jun-18 12:27:36

I love a haiku thanks for sharing!

Here’s my offering:

Thanks for the freedom;
I felt joyless for so long;
Out of this threesome

iklboo Sun 03-Jun-18 12:38:16

Three loads of washing
The basket is now empty
Arrghhh damn his gym gear

ThrillitDontkillit Sun 03-Jun-18 12:41:34

Balsamic mushrooms
So tangy, juicy and warm.
A lunchtime delight.

charliesweb Sun 03-Jun-18 12:46:48

20 reports done
6 more to go and planning
Sun is shining, damn

charliesweb Sun 03-Jun-18 12:47:35

That was my first ever attempt at a Haiku. You inspired me (and I'm avoiding report writing and planning grin)

FizzyGreenWater Sun 03-Jun-18 12:47:54

Boxroom, the boxroom
Once a pointer to foul trolls
Now a place to sob

SaucyJack Sun 03-Jun-18 12:49:53

Sunny day, so why?
Am I chatting shit on here,
When I should go out?

FizzyGreenWater Sun 03-Jun-18 13:31:40

Shame on you Tom Jones
May ten stage fulls of knickers
Crush you from on high

AbsolutelyBeginning Sun 03-Jun-18 13:32:33

@FizzyGreenWater grin

RatOnnaStick Sun 03-Jun-18 13:39:32

Children gave me lip.
Now I have a headache so -

AbsolutelyBeginning Sun 03-Jun-18 13:39:41

High breasts on pert youth
Defying gravity now
But too soon will fall

AbsolutelyBeginning Sun 03-Jun-18 13:47:42

Dreams of motherhood
Even sixty not too late
Thanks to new science

ThrillitDontkillit Sun 03-Jun-18 14:20:58

Flower in a cup.
A porcelain reservoir.
Picked by chubby hands.

RubyLux Sun 03-Jun-18 14:21:29

Girl wakes grumpily
The same every lunchtime nap
Mind and heart maelstrom.

yousignup Sun 03-Jun-18 14:24:36

Husband not sober
Alcohol his biggest love
Stop pissing yourself

lardymclardy Sun 03-Jun-18 14:28:38

I thought you meant for people who had died - for my Nan:

I miss you so much
The lasagne was rubbish
I'd pay for it now.

AdaColeman Sun 03-Jun-18 14:31:00

A quiet Sunday
As they all are recently.
Life slips past me now.

FizzyGreenWater Sun 03-Jun-18 14:38:39

Campers are too close
Guy lines set to boil my piss
Time to free the hounds

FizzyGreenWater Sun 03-Jun-18 14:39:57

Lardy the title was because the MIL thread was deleted! - so lost threads - trying to get in under the TAAT radar...

but now it blossoms
thread takes on its own sweet life
haiku what you want

PanPanPanPing Sun 03-Jun-18 14:42:19

Neighbours with barbecue
I hate you so much
I don't care if it's Summer

(sorry, I've got no idea how to make a Haiku blush!)

lardymclardy Sun 03-Jun-18 14:43:29

Ohhh thank you Fizzy

Just of to the shop
My big rucksack swaying
Ready to knock twats

PanPanPanPing Sun 03-Jun-18 14:44:44

PS - I don't hate any neighbours with barbecues, but another MNer does - apparently!

ScreamingValenta Sun 03-Jun-18 14:47:16

Carrying baby
Leaning on washing machine
Enjoying her book

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