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There is a lipstick going around in the washing machine that isn't mine.

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AManWalksIntoABarOuch · 23/12/2017 15:34

100% certain dh is not having an affair so who does the lipstick belong to and how on earth will I get it out of the washing as the lid has come off (presumably in the machine) and I'm guessing it will be all over it now. Luckily it was a dark wash. I've stopped the washing machine and put it on drain.

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Straycatblue · 24/12/2017 10:16

Maybe its your husbands? Grin

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DamsonGin · 24/12/2017 10:18

Could he have got it for you?

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Queenofthedrivensnow · 24/12/2017 10:19

How are you 100%? I reckon i was a gift he forgot about

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MsHomeSlice · 24/12/2017 10:20

does he get about as Davina at the weekends?

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NapQueen · 24/12/2017 10:24

How can you say 100%??

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Shitloadstodo · 24/12/2017 10:37

I found these teeth in my washing machine- to this day I have no idea where they came from

There is a lipstick going around in the washing machine that isn't mine.
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iBiscuit · 24/12/2017 10:38

Teeth? Shock

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LastOneDancing · 24/12/2017 10:49

uuuggghhhh teeeth???

Xmas Shock

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Farfromtheusual · 24/12/2017 12:10

Have you asked him about it? Surely the load has finished now?

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LoadsaBlusher · 24/12/2017 12:17

Teeeth !! Was it a second hand washing machine ?

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Straycatblue · 24/12/2017 16:29

I found these teeth in my washing machine- to this day I have no idea where they came from

Ew, hope you checked the filter for other body parts.

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TroubledTribble28 · 24/12/2017 16:31

I found a small seashell under a skin covered lump on my skull once, weird things happen sometimes?

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dudsville · 24/12/2017 16:32

All I ever find is a loose button or forgotten tissue...

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giddyupnow · 24/12/2017 17:15

WHAT NOW WITH THE SEASHELL????!!!!!

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abbsisspartacus · 24/12/2017 17:23

Fucking seashell?

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elQuintoConyo · 24/12/2017 17:25

OP are you living in a Japanese horror film? Grin

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SheGotOffThePlane · 24/12/2017 17:25

Loving this thread - it's just getting weirder and weirder.

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browneyesblue · 24/12/2017 17:25

This thread got weird quickly. Teeth!! Seashell!!!

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MrsDc7 · 24/12/2017 17:26

Seashell?? Pardon?!

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ChardonnaysPrettySister · 24/12/2017 17:29

I only ever find do hair in the filter.

thank fuck, after reading this thread

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Ivyboffin · 24/12/2017 17:30

This thread is cool

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Tedster77 · 24/12/2017 17:31

Jesus. The weirdest thing I’ve ever found is a perfectly laundered poo.

This is freaky.

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Snowman41 · 24/12/2017 17:32

In terms of getting lipstick out of clothes just put it on a wash straight away once you have relieved the offending article.

Where did it come from? Who's pockets are in the machine?

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MrsExpo · 24/12/2017 17:33

Hang on ... could we get back to OP's mystery lipstick ..... any news on where it's from OP?

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shakeyourcaboose · 24/12/2017 17:34

Seashell under skin... (shudder!)

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