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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:23

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

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HelenaWay · 07/03/2017 21:24

Thanks for sharing.

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:26

I did warn you...

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iamapixiebutnotaniceone · 07/03/2017 21:27

Pop to the chemist, you'all be ok by morning 😂

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QueenMortificado · 07/03/2017 21:28

Get to a chemist and get a peasant now. It will be over by the morning

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WonderMike · 07/03/2017 21:29

What's the peasant for, Queen? Grin

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missbishi · 07/03/2017 21:30

A peasant Grin Grin

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Fairyfellowsmasterstroke · 07/03/2017 21:30

Yes, because a peasant up your chuff is exactly what you need!!!!

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IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 21:31

A peasant?
Do you pay them to have thrush for you?

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:31

Haha, I knew you lot would cheer me upGrin

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gamerchick · 07/03/2017 21:32

Get to a chemist and get a peasant now. It will be over by the morning

I'm picturing allsorts Grin

Sorry to hear that OP, time to crack open the cream.

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MrsRhettButler · 07/03/2017 21:36

I'd give Caneston once a go first then if that fails I'd try the peasant Grin

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Bitofacow · 07/03/2017 21:37

Pheasant? They are a lot bigger than thrushes.

This is an ornithology thread isn't it?

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IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 21:37

I tend to keep a peasant in stock.

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ginandbearit · 07/03/2017 21:38

I'm getting Baldrick with a yoghurt covered turnip .."I've got a cunning plan .."

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IvyLeagueUnderTheSea · 07/03/2017 21:38

I've got a pheasant in my back garden if thats any help (I really have, it's taken up residence!)

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QueenMortificado · 07/03/2017 21:40

Blush whoops! I meant a pessary!!

ive got a pheasant in my back garden

Is that a euphemism?!

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MrsRhettButler · 07/03/2017 21:40

Envy of ivy's pet pheasant.

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Bitofacow · 07/03/2017 21:41

I've got a pheasant in my back garden

I really, really want this to be some cool euphemistic slang.

"You've got a what? WHERE?"

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MrsRhettButler · 07/03/2017 21:41

Grin Grin Queen

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StrangeLookingParasite · 07/03/2017 21:42

get a peasant now

Arf.

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Bitofacow · 07/03/2017 21:42

I'm Envy of Ivy

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hugoagogo · 07/03/2017 21:43

Tee hee! Smile

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Puffinsareblackandwhite · 07/03/2017 21:43

Queen thanks for clarifying, I genuinely had no idea what you meantGrin No time for pharmacies/ GPS due to aforementioned year tens (and others). Will hunt down the Canesten!

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Bitofacow · 07/03/2017 21:43

Puffin you and your thrush are bring upstaged by a pheasant!

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JaneJeffer · 07/03/2017 21:44

PMSL

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