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Puffinsareblackandwhite Tue 07-Mar-17 21:23:42

I am developing thrush. Because an itchy vagina is clearly what I needed on top of dealing with year 10...

HelenaWay Tue 07-Mar-17 21:24:25

Thanks for sharing.

Puffinsareblackandwhite Tue 07-Mar-17 21:26:01

I did warn you...

iamapixiebutnotaniceone Tue 07-Mar-17 21:27:20

Pop to the chemist, you'all be ok by morning 😂

QueenMortificado Tue 07-Mar-17 21:28:31

Get to a chemist and get a peasant now. It will be over by the morning

WonderMike Tue 07-Mar-17 21:29:56

What's the peasant for, Queen? grin

missbishi Tue 07-Mar-17 21:30:41

A peasant grin grin

Fairyfellowsmasterstroke Tue 07-Mar-17 21:30:55

Yes, because a peasant up your chuff is exactly what you need!!!!

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea Tue 07-Mar-17 21:31:23

A peasant?
Do you pay them to have thrush for you?

Puffinsareblackandwhite Tue 07-Mar-17 21:31:45

Haha, I knew you lot would cheer me upgrin

gamerchick Tue 07-Mar-17 21:32:50

Get to a chemist and get a peasant now. It will be over by the morning

I'm picturing allsorts grin

Sorry to hear that OP, time to crack open the cream.

MrsRhettButler Tue 07-Mar-17 21:36:02

I'd give Caneston once a go first then if that fails I'd try the peasant grin

Bitofacow Tue 07-Mar-17 21:37:41

Pheasant? They are a lot bigger than thrushes.

This is an ornithology thread isn't it?

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea Tue 07-Mar-17 21:37:48

I tend to keep a peasant in stock.

ginandbearit Tue 07-Mar-17 21:38:43

I'm getting Baldrick with a yoghurt covered turnip .."I've got a cunning plan .."

IvyLeagueUnderTheSea Tue 07-Mar-17 21:38:45

I've got a pheasant in my back garden if thats any help (I really have, it's taken up residence!)

QueenMortificado Tue 07-Mar-17 21:40:04

blush whoops! I meant a pessary!!

ive got a pheasant in my back garden

Is that a euphemism?!

MrsRhettButler Tue 07-Mar-17 21:40:50

envy of ivy's pet pheasant.

Bitofacow Tue 07-Mar-17 21:41:36

I've got a pheasant in my back garden

I really, really want this to be some cool euphemistic slang.

"You've got a what? WHERE?"

MrsRhettButler Tue 07-Mar-17 21:41:40

grin grin Queen

StrangeLookingParasite Tue 07-Mar-17 21:42:24

get a peasant now

Arf.

Bitofacow Tue 07-Mar-17 21:42:45

I'm envy of Ivy

hugoagogo Tue 07-Mar-17 21:43:36

Tee hee! smile

Puffinsareblackandwhite Tue 07-Mar-17 21:43:39

Queen thanks for clarifying, I genuinely had no idea what you meantgrin No time for pharmacies/ GPS due to aforementioned year tens (and others). Will hunt down the Canesten!

Bitofacow Tue 07-Mar-17 21:43:59

Puffin you and your thrush are bring upstaged by a pheasant!

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