Fanny condensation

[ClopySow]

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

[StarryIllusion]

It's not just you. Slide forwards or turn sideways when getting up and you wipe it away with your butt. Sooo embarrassing.

[WatchingFromTheWings]

It's not just you.

[Thatwaslulu]

I thought it was just me! I love the expression though!

[QueenOfTheNaps]

Steamy fanjo! (Not just you)

[ClopySow]

Oh thank fuck! It'll be the sideways slide from now on. Thanks.

I ended up perched right on the edge of every chair after it.

[ChocolateBudgeCake]

Not just you

Does it happen to men too I wonder?

[LadySpratt]

Seen it happen to men too.

[toastytoastbear]

I LITERALLY CAME ON HERE TO POST THIS THREAD

[MadameJosephine]

I have never dared ask anybody else if this happens to them, Thank you for sharing!

[PipersPiping]

This is one of those things that happens but is not spoken of so we think it only happens to us!

[BumWad]

100% Cotton undies

[Lagirafe]

I'm so glad it's not just me

[BumWad]

As for accidental fanny trumps....

[QuimReaper]

toasty

It's an epidemic!

I can't say this has happened to me that I can think of, maybe because I tend to be wearing skirts?

[ClopySow]

Haven't done an accidental fanny trump for years bum

I miss those days.

[ClopySow]

It happens to me in skirts if they're short enough quim

[ninnypoo]

I definitely get a steamy fanjo when the bathroom is cold. Bent over once to see what was going on and inadvertently gave myself a fanny facial

[ladylambkin]

What I love about this place is a thread like this ..fanny condensation is just the best description

[ClopySow]

LadySpratt

You've witnessed the condensation patch of doom? Oh god, what if the maths teacher saw mine?

[toastytoastbear]

it's mortifying. It happened for the first time in school and from then on I sat on my scarf or cardi 'because it's nice and soft'. I was at the GP in August and it was a v warm day. Stood up and turned towards the chair to pick up my bag. I WANTED TO DIE.

I now do the twist/slide thing but I'm sure that looks weird

[ClopySow]

crying ninny

[Ohdearducks]

Hotty front botty is realz

[ClopySow]

toasty i commend you for figuring out the twist slide thing. This has been happening to me forever but it never occured to me.

[QuiteLikely5]

Errrrr this sounds gross! Not happened to me yet, didn't know it was possible and pray to god yous are joking! 😳😳

[ScoobyDoosTinklyLaugh]

I also do a twist slide motion - normally in hot weather