Remind me again why it would be unreasonable to ban a fully function adult from touching the curtains?

[HoneyDragon]

It's a bendy pole. They do not need to be vigourously yanked with vigourously vigour to the ends of the pole.

If you do that then the poor smuck that closes them has to stand on the settee to put them back in the original place so they can open and shut with just a swish.

I don't see how it can be unreasonable to get a megaphone and scream

STOP FUCKING UP THE CURTAINS YOU BIG EVIL CURTAIN ANNHILATING BASTARD.

And yes this is the absolute most important thing I have to worry about. All other worries are mere vexations in comparison to this

[HoneyDragon]

Oh I fucking hate that you can see your title in the preview

[HoneyDragon]

Actually just fuck it

[HoneyDragon]

[HoneyDragon]

[WorraLiberty]

Oh come on now

Pull yourself together

[SissySpacekAteMyHamster]

LTB

[ProcrastinatorGeneral]

:o

[HoneyDragon]

Worra you fucking shitweasel I did not deserve that

[TondelayaDellaVentamiglia]

are we drawing this to a close so soon?

[Catzpyjamas]

I get roller blind rage. Is it really so difficult to use the chain thing? If you keep pulling the bottom of the blind, it won't go back up (like the last 2)

[HoneyDragon]

I don't think I could be trusted with a pelmet right now.

[HoneyDragon]

I post in AIBU. Do I get flamed? No. Do I get told I'm unreasonable? No. What do I get?

Curtain puns.

I hate you all

[Catzpyjamas]

Could have been worse. If no one replied, you'd have been left hanging...

[MyKingdomForBrie]

Sounds like you two are poles apart, but blinded by love..

[HoneyDragon]

Bloody hell, how many of thesehaveyou lot got?

[WorraLiberty]

I'm hooked on this thread already.

[SusanAndBinkyRideForth]

I can't visualise what you are saying - any chance of a diagram? Just draw the curtains ...?

[BathshebaDarkstone]

I have nothing to add.

[ExpandingRoundTheMiddle]

If he's been fiddling with your curtains but the pole is bendy after you've been playing with it vigorously either make him see his GP or LTB.
A woman has needs.

[Oldraver]

We have a Roman Blind inn the spare room (where OH sleeps when he's working nights)..I have replaced all the strings and bought a special cord lock.

But he still cant pull them up and look...well how they should..not once in 6 years...

I decided not to risk it with DS and have ordered a new fandangled chain pull track

[BeckyMcDonald]

It's quite clearly a hanging offence.

[SusanAndBinkyRideForth]

Do you think this thread might be getting off track?

[TheUnsullied]

Yes Susan, it should be drawn to a close.

[WorraLiberty]

So he drew the curtains

What about the rest of the house, or is that real?