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My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

(624 Posts)
DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT Fri 06-May-16 19:04:02

Too vague?

LemonRedwood Fri 06-May-16 19:05:04

Nope, not if I managed to get it half asleep on the sofa on a Friday evening!

NeedACleverNN Fri 06-May-16 19:05:13

Yes...more info please

MilkTwoSugarsThanks Fri 06-May-16 19:06:09

Nope - not too vague at all.

<grabs brew>
<gets comfy>

ChessieFL Fri 06-May-16 19:06:15

As soon as I saw the title I knew it would be you Sushi!

TheUnsullied Fri 06-May-16 19:07:19

The only people who won't get it are those who aren't nearly invested enough. grin

MrsBungle Fri 06-May-16 19:07:30

But was it a cock courgette?

winkywinkybumbum Fri 06-May-16 19:08:51

Yep...knew straight away grin

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard Fri 06-May-16 19:09:03

Aargh it's in the disappearing chat board angrybird

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant Fri 06-May-16 19:10:58

Nail varnish the fuse!

The IT bloke will get this...

Please!

RaeSkywalker Fri 06-May-16 19:10:59

Brilliant OP grin

Tribblewithoutacause Fri 06-May-16 19:11:25

Oh a new Fred.

Fluffyears Fri 06-May-16 19:11:32

You should shove her courgette where she thinks the sun shines from and all her mother shopping too.

Queenbean Fri 06-May-16 19:12:14

I'm here!

🍆

(No courgette emoji)

BonerSibary Fri 06-May-16 19:14:44

Take the fridge home with you one night and bring it in, full, the next morning.

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard Fri 06-May-16 19:19:55

Queenbean, I'm improvising
🌵 Or an asparagus? middle finger 🎍
grin

Twistedheartache Fri 06-May-16 19:20:42

Yay - been reading while dd2 fights sleep for the last 2 nights.
Wonder if she'll shop Monday morning???

StickTheDMWhereTheSunDontShine Fri 06-May-16 19:21:08

Was it a cock shaped courgette?

HelloCanYouHearMe Fri 06-May-16 19:22:30

Not vague at all OP!

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT Fri 06-May-16 19:24:27

😂

Vardyparty Fri 06-May-16 19:27:53

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ijustwannadance Fri 06-May-16 19:28:18

Queenbean at least that veg is purple.
Fridgefucker would probably love that!

coffeeisnectar Fri 06-May-16 19:28:33

oh yay! part 2!

The story that keeps on giving.

Donthate Fri 06-May-16 19:30:19

grin

bloodyteenagers Fri 06-May-16 19:32:09

So come on. What did the selfish one do today?

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