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If you fart in the bath

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JazzAnnNonMouse Wed 20-Aug-14 20:10:52

Are you washing in poo particles?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 20-Aug-14 20:27:28

Yes, you are.

But I found out recently that if you own a water tank you're probably bathing in hot, dead rat juice so feel pretty 'meh' about my own poo crumbs.

Sparklingbrook Wed 20-Aug-14 20:32:52

Do poo bits fly out when you fart then? confused

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 20-Aug-14 20:36:48

Yes, poo particles fly out.

Probably best not to think about it..!


Sparklingbrook Wed 20-Aug-14 20:40:13

Probably best not to fart. wink

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 20-Aug-14 20:42:56

But sometimes you can't help it.


MrsWolowitz Wed 20-Aug-14 20:43:37

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Sparklingbrook Wed 20-Aug-14 20:47:35

grin I always laugh when people say they don't ever fart in front of their other half. They are probably trumping all night in their sleep shock

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 20-Aug-14 20:50:33

Yes, I have a friend who was [shocked] that I fart in front of DP.

Bonkers. I eat in front of him, don't I?


I will ask if I fart in my sleep.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 20-Aug-14 20:51:57

He says "not often".

Not enough to remark upon apparently.

And he thinks it's an odd question.


NellysKnickers Wed 20-Aug-14 20:52:54

I know I fart in my sleep. I quite often wake myself up.

Sparklingbrook Wed 20-Aug-14 20:52:58

I can't ask DH at the moment, I am not sure i want to know. But if you are asleep surely you can't help it?

Sparklingbrook Wed 20-Aug-14 20:54:23

I imagine all the women who don't want their new lover to see them make up free in the morning and remain all beautiful and mysterious but have just farted all night. grin

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 20-Aug-14 20:54:51

They must be microscopic though. Surely?

Yes, teeny particles.

Here's a cheerful song about them.

Freebirdy Wed 20-Aug-14 20:56:32

My ex DP never farted. Until he went to sleep! I used to try and drop off first so I didn't have to witness the days built up guffs! confused

Bogeyface Wed 20-Aug-14 20:57:53

When I was pg I had really bad constipation and so really bad wind.

I fell asleep on the sofa (a common occurrence) and woke up with the most amazingly painful arse! It was agony, it was burning and there was the single worst smell I have ever encountered. I was moaning in pain and H was pissing himself laughing, he had never seen someone a) burn their bum with a fart and b) wake themselves up whilst doing so! grin

happybubblebrain Wed 20-Aug-14 20:59:53

If you fart in the bath your farts have been washed, so I wouldn't worry too much.

notoneforselfies Wed 20-Aug-14 21:00:35

Bath farts are known as (deadly) puff adders, in case you wanted to know.

Larrytheleprechaun Wed 20-Aug-14 21:00:40

So if my husband farts in the bed I am sleeping in his poo particles. Jesus Christ.

DioneTheDiabolist Wed 20-Aug-14 21:01:47

Farting in the bath is one of life's pleasures. I love it. The initial release, the exciting visuals, the satisfying sound and, erm, resulting aroma all make for an amazing personal experience.blushgrin

TeamEdward Wed 20-Aug-14 21:03:48

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Bogeyface Wed 20-Aug-14 21:05:10

H never farts ever, but he does fart in the bath and on the bog. I havent told him that the bath in particular makes them sound even louder, when he lets one go and I am in the dining room on the PC it sounds like the ceiling is about to cave in. I have no idea why he wont fart at any other time.

Hurr1cane Wed 20-Aug-14 21:35:11

DP sleeps naked and farts, sometimes on my leg if I've dared to go in for a cuddle.

I'm now considering bleach, or amputation

gamerchick Wed 20-Aug-14 21:39:32

This is why I boak on the laundry threads where people sleep naked and don't change their bedding for weeks or months.. sleeping in theirs and their partners fecal matter.. even worse when they say they shower the night before so it doesn't matter they don't change their sheets.

Still it's only little particles of poo so nobody will know grin

phantomnamechanger Wed 20-Aug-14 21:41:31

when he lets one go and I am in the dining room on the PC it sounds like the ceiling is about to cave in

pwhahahahaha, am crying!

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