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TalcAndTurnips Wed 30-Jul-14 21:09:12

We've had films and television programmes - now it is time to customise MN into a different beast altogether.

May I start by offering:

Am I being unseasonable? - Bah humbug. Christmas haters sign in here.

General Wealth - A place better-off contributors to post about how brilliant it is to be fecking loaded. Boasting not even remotely stealthy. Share your woes about having to run two homes; how blimming hot it is in the Maldives and how tricky it is to drive a gigantic black shiny car around Bayswater.

Good Lousekeeping - Not everyone hates nits. Share tips on how to make them breed faster and infest as many heads as possible.

Mite Stuff - Similar to Good Lousekeeping, but smaller.

Flounder's Corner - A place to discuss sea-floor issues, including how bloody stupid it looks when both eyes are on one side of your head.

I may have tried this one already. Can't remember. I am old so you'll just have to put with it, I'm afraid.


wantacatplease Wed 30-Jul-14 21:13:00


TalcAndTurnips Wed 30-Jul-14 21:14:40

What happens in _Chant, wantacat?

I need more info. But thank you very much for replying. It's been a long day.

Euphemia Wed 30-Jul-14 21:15:44

Primark Education Teaching the ignorant masses about the true cost of their onesies.

Stale and Batty Advice and tips for menopausal women.

Jelly Addicts Debating the merits of Hartleys vs Chivers.

CorporateRockWhore Wed 30-Jul-14 21:15:57

Baby Games - balance the bean bag on the baby's head, hide the baby, etc. Medals for the winners.

Mercedes519 Wed 30-Jul-14 21:17:45

Adult Diction

"What did you say? Speak up love!"

TalcAndTurnips Wed 30-Jul-14 21:19:22

Bloody brilliant! I love Stale and Batty - I think it may be my spiritual home. grin

Mercedes519 Wed 30-Jul-14 21:20:40

site snuff

Those in the known can get their stash from MNHQ

phantomnamechanger Wed 30-Jul-14 21:22:09

Going back to Pork - a support group for lapsed vegetarians

bialystockandbloom Wed 30-Jul-14 21:23:21

Long parents - for those who are 6'5" and over

Totty training - how to be a WAG

The titter tray - jokes only (preferably only in the style of Frankie Howerd)

Only poking - those with sharp sticks only need enter

Sleb twiddle - discussions about which celebrities most resemble cocktails sticks

In the nude - nobody clothed can join in

phantomnamechanger Wed 30-Jul-14 21:23:45

Childgirth - compare your DCs sizes and development

EvilStepMam Wed 30-Jul-14 21:24:45

Relationshits - Twunts in their natural habitat.

Mercedes519 Wed 30-Jul-14 21:24:48


The board for all things poonami

TalcAndTurnips Wed 30-Jul-14 21:24:58

Changing fags - MN's smoking fraternity (or sorority) meet up to discuss which cigs are cheapest this week at Asda.

Going back to worm - A sub-topic of Relationships, where those who have LTB decide to go back for more shite.

SecondRow Wed 30-Jul-14 21:25:49

Girth Announcements
A Friday night topic.

phantomnamechanger Wed 30-Jul-14 21:26:02

Book of the moth - forum for all keen lepidopterists

Mercedes519 Wed 30-Jul-14 21:26:12

Pendants corner

To discuss all things necklace-y

I'll get me coat...

CelticPromise Wed 30-Jul-14 21:26:16

Honey Matters- a lovely calm beekeeping board.

Carping- general whiney threads.

TalcAndTurnips Wed 30-Jul-14 21:26:20

Mercedes - _Shat would be great fro 'flushing out' the poo troll.

Mercedes519 Wed 30-Jul-14 21:27:38

Anti-fatal clubs

Sharing tips on staying alive

bialystockandbloom Wed 30-Jul-14 21:28:10

grin at Girth Announcements

Mercedes519 Wed 30-Jul-14 21:28:23

talc grin their natural home

bialystockandbloom Wed 30-Jul-14 21:29:21

chicken weepers - for lachrymose fowls

CelticPromise Wed 30-Jul-14 21:29:49

Legal batters- lawful ways to make pancakes.

aJumpedUpPantryBoy Wed 30-Jul-14 21:31:53

Welly addicts - a place where you can discuss the merits of Hunters and Muck Boots

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