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He has eaten a fat ball

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ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:09:13

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:28:38

Right spare bed it is.

I can hear him coughing upstairs.

I still can't get over the stupidity of it.
Fatballs for gods sake.

K8Middleton Thu 06-Mar-14 00:30:48

So... will you be making them again? Perhaps post the recipe as they are so delicious? wink

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:30:57

Oh I think he needs double bagging tonight. Undies and pjs.

I still can't comprehend how he managed it.

The sunflower seeds confused him.

Ffs

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:32:29

K8middleton

A Great tit if there ever was one.

fortifiedwithtea Thu 06-Mar-14 00:33:59

Haha grin let us know if he starts nest building

kotinka Thu 06-Mar-14 00:36:01

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ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:36:45

K8middleton

A Great tit if there ever was one.

ADishBestEatenCold Thu 06-Mar-14 00:41:58

Brilliant!!!

MrsCakesPremonition Thu 06-Mar-14 00:45:40

grin

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:51:02

Well a small victory small child has appeared in the main bed so old peckerhead is in sparebed. The only downside is that I have to sleep on his side of the bed.
Which doesn't smell right.

No anal leakage so far.

He is snoring. Must be effects of whiskey drunk whilst watching the match.

Let's hope the alcohol has killed any bacteria.

Lard is rendered pig fat isn't it. So it must have had some heat processing. I think I am clutching at straws

silverten Thu 06-Mar-14 00:55:24

Hahaha!

Straight to Classics I think....

ballsballsballs Thu 06-Mar-14 00:56:40

PMSL at 'a bit greasy'. grin

BelleOfTheBorstal Thu 06-Mar-14 01:02:31

He was with you when you made them? Oh dear god!
grin

musicposy Thu 06-Mar-14 01:07:24

Please stop, I have tears of laughter streaming down my face and I'm going to wake the rest of the household!
DH has eaten dog biscuits before (I suspect less accidentally than he makes out) but fat balls!
I'm so tempted to make some now and leave them out.....

toomanyeasterbunnies Thu 06-Mar-14 01:07:25

I'm failing miserably at trying not to laugh too loudly! grin

musicposy Thu 06-Mar-14 01:12:37

You could give him those charcoal dog biscuits that soak up fat and stop dogs farting; I reckon that would help.
No need to tell him what they are - just present them as breakfast biscuits. He'll be well away.

GoldfishCrackers Thu 06-Mar-14 01:14:02

Stop it! No matter how much I try to stifle the laughter I'm making the whole bed shake and am going to wake the whole house if I'm not careful.

Butterandnutellaplease Thu 06-Mar-14 01:14:53

Do you think he pulled the string through his teeth to get the last little fatty morsels off or did he just chuck that down his gullet too?shock

recall Thu 06-Mar-14 01:23:48

I can't believe he ate them even though they were strung together gringringrin very very funny

Bumpiemalumpie Thu 06-Mar-14 01:27:15

oh god, woke the new born with my stifled laugh not the snoring DH!!!

DrewsWife Thu 06-Mar-14 01:31:05

I'm laughing hard internally. I'm desperate to laugh out loud! grin

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Thu 06-Mar-14 01:33:45

OMG! grin grin grin
That sounds like something dp would do! Men!!!

Patilla Thu 06-Mar-14 01:51:44

Oh this is hilarious. I'm sat here holding a baby who has not long been sick and whose tummy is still making odd gurgling noises.

This has cheered me up thank you.

CalmaLlamaDown Thu 06-Mar-14 02:32:31

I'm on a night shift and it made me laugh too, and there's not too many laughs around here at the moment I'm telling you.

Did his mates eat them too? They won't be allowed to come to your house no more.

NoArmaniNoPunani Thu 06-Mar-14 03:02:09

I've never heard of a fat ball, it sounds vile.

Hopefully the lardy poo will wait until he's in the work toilet

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