Having established he found out about them on the Internet I made a mental note to check parental controls I stammered my way through a child friendly explanation, whilst his horror visibly increased, as did my own trauma.
He then asked about the duck ones his father had brought home a while ago.
Turns out he was thinking about Stress toys.
We have agreed to Brain bleach and never speak of this again.
I wish I still drank.
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HoneyDragon · 06/08/2013 16:21
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