10 year old ds just been asking about sex toys and what they are made of

[HoneyDragon]

Having established he found out about them on the Internet I made a mental note to check parental controls I stammered my way through a child friendly explanation, whilst his horror visibly increased, as did my own trauma.

He then asked about the duck ones his father had brought home a while ago.

Turns out he was thinking about Stress toys.

We have agreed to Brain bleach and never speak of this again.

I wish I still drank.

[UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea]

Sorry but

You have just created a family legend which will be retold for generations....

[MrsPresley]

I don't know whether to be or , so I'll just go with

[bittenipples]

That's so funny!

[ThreeBeeOneGee]

Oooops!

[ClangerOnaComeDown]

I just got in trouble at DS' s Kung Fu for laughing so loud!

You will never live that down!

[HoneyDragon]

I've said we can discuss it again when he's 17, hopefully he won't want too.

Aaaaaargh.


It was awful.

I thought I was a liberal approachable parent. Turns out I have my limits.

[Daysies]

Ah I was having a rough day til now, thanks so much for the laugh!

[TalcAndTurnips]

Honey - it's a good job you didn't take him straight to the Love Honey website, where video demos ("The Hands") manipulate various marital accessories, to demonstrate their pliability and feel.

His face would have been for the next three days.

[Tee2072]

Time for a hearing aide?

[PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline]

Oh HoneyDragon. I have a 10yo DS. I can't even imagine....

[HoneyDragon]

Tee. I didn't mis hear. I clarified he meant sex.

He gets words confused.

When he complained about his tentacles hunting instead of testicles that was cute.

Confusing sex toy with stress toy. Well, that's just the conversation to make you beat yourself to death with your own leg.

[flamingtoaster]

Thank you for a great laugh! I'm sure he'll mention this in his Wedding speech!

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CoffeeOne]

I have to know, what was your child friendly explanation?!

[HoneyDragon]

Erm.
It started with When two people love each other. I may have mentioned tickling. Mostly I burbled a lot about him being 10 for FFS.

[CoffeeOne]

haha poor you OP! I hope he forgets about it quickly :)

[Mrsrobertduvall]

That's great.
Who was most embarrassed?

[HoneyDragon]

I was the most embarrassed

Ds was the most horrified

[HerculePoirotsTache]

[HurricaneWyn]

You know that thread at the moment about jaw dropping things people say?

Your DS will be on it in a few years time talking about the time that he asked his mum about stress relievers & she started talking about dildos

That's hilarious though

[absentmindeddooooodles]

Pahahahahahahahahaha. Just great. Poor you!

[ImperialBlether]

Wasn't that the excuse for vibrators in Victorian times?

Your poor DS!

[Mrsrobertduvall]

We need the full transcript so we will know what to say when our children ask about sex toys.n[ grin]

[IneedAyoniNickname]

Hahahahhahahhahahaha
And

[HoneyDragon]

Thank you all. Your sympathy for my predicament has me quite overwhelmed you shower of bastards