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Explain Children's TV Shows to me.

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TiggyD Sat 06-Jul-13 21:52:01

I work in childcare and need to keep up to date with children's TV shows so I know what the kids are on about. Please could you explain a show each in just one sentence. And please could somebody do Ben 10?!

4 coloured blobs with various antenae prance about life eating toast and custard aided by a possessed hoover.

TheDeadlyDonkey Sat 06-Jul-13 22:54:15

Get Well Soon - Dr Ranj teaches children to not only laugh about poo, but to sing about it too!

Panzee Sat 06-Jul-13 22:54:20

Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom: Owen from Corrie is king of the fairies. Grandpa Pig is the Wise old Elf. Nanny Plum rocks. That's about it.

nenevomito Sat 06-Jul-13 22:54:29

The Wiggles

4 old Australian blokes sing songs that make toddlers happy and adults cry. There are puppets. They add nothing. There is a pirate with a large feather that he pretends is a sword. His job is to be so fucking annoying that the 4 old Australian blokes actually seem reasonable.

PseudoBadger Sat 06-Jul-13 22:54:53

The Lingo Show. Learn any language as long as it's Welsh.

RippingYarns Sat 06-Jul-13 22:54:59

nina and the neurons

nina dumbs down science for people who really want to learn while wearing waaaaay too much eyeshadow

PoppyWearer Sat 06-Jul-13 22:55:22

Doc McStuffins: annoying child mends broken toys.

AuntieStella Sat 06-Jul-13 22:55:38

All Over The Place - bizarre road trip showing slices of life in USA, whilst parents wonder if Ed and Naomi are at it like rabbits off-camera.

Catmint Sat 06-Jul-13 22:56:02

Peter Rabbit: the memory of Beatrix Potter is trampled into a steaming pile of shit.

Panzee Sat 06-Jul-13 22:56:19

Rhyme Rocket: a rhyming dictionary is used by two people watching their acting career disappear down the toilet. And they take off at slightly different times. Just watch the countdown.

coppertop Sat 06-Jul-13 22:56:33

Get Well Soon:

A doctor, who specialises in puppet anatomy, is visited by various unaccompanied child puppets. If asked a question he asks a nurse to answer it. The nurse is unable to do so without the help of several human children who sing about throwing and catching a ball. Viewers start to feel itchy or otherwise ill after watching.

kim147 Sat 06-Jul-13 22:57:08

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ZolaBuddleia Sat 06-Jul-13 22:57:50

Andy's Wild Adventures - Fatima Whitbread presents Animal Park with a smaller budget.

TolliverGroat Sat 06-Jul-13 22:58:24

Ben 10 Alien Force: fifteen-year-old rediscovers alien artifact at the bottom of his sock drawer and recommences battling bad guys without grandfather, road trip or any of the charm of the original series.

RippingYarns Sat 06-Jul-13 22:58:27

big cook little cook

2 jobbing actors who knew the floor manager pretend they know anything about food, one is shrunk (little) and the other is really camp big

the twist in the tale being that little cock cook small is taller than big cook in RL

DespicableYou Sat 06-Jul-13 22:59:04

Am I the only shameless bastard that lets them watch sky rather than cbeebies???

Dora the explorer - a 6 yr old who sings and says 'vanamos' a lot - there is a fox who swipes things.

Sophia the first - disney singing princess muck.

Jake and the neverland pirates - shameless peter pan spin off with singing pirates.

Ben and hollys little kingdom - elves and faries

AuntieStella Sat 06-Jul-13 23:00:02

Balamory: people do very ordinary things in very bright colours.

kim147 Sat 06-Jul-13 23:00:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

VisualiseAHorse Sat 06-Jul-13 23:00:13

Nina and the Neurons - grown woman with pigtails over explains 'why bread goes mouldy'.

TolliverGroat Sat 06-Jul-13 23:01:05

Ben 10 Ultimate Alien: fifteen-year-old embarks upon a quest to convince the viewer that, actually, Ben 10 Alien Force wasn't too bad, all things considered.

picnicbasketcase Sat 06-Jul-13 23:01:29

Sofia the First - Disney computer generated animation, stunningly demonstrates lack of understanding what monarchy involves.

piprabbit Sat 06-Jul-13 23:01:51

Old Jack's Boat - Bernard Cribbens tells lovely stories in his lovely voice while wearing a jumper. Pretty much what he's been doing on BBC children's programming since the year dot.

comeonbishbosh Sat 06-Jul-13 23:01:54

The Koala Brothers

Animal antics in the outback.

The fight for fair representation of gay partnerships slips through the fingers after The Powers That Be decide this helpful charming couple are brothers not lovers.

PseudoBadger Sat 06-Jul-13 23:04:25

Nuzzle and Scratch. Basically they're Alpacas from the Andes with hooves instead of handies.

RippingYarns Sat 06-Jul-13 23:05:44

the chuckle brothers

brothers re-enact old laurel and hardy sketches but wearing yellow slacks and loafers

QuickQuickSloe Sat 06-Jul-13 23:06:11

Slightly off topic, but I can't watch Mike the Knight without hearing a MNers very apt description: "Mike the Knight is an entitled little shit".

I giggle every morning grin

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