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LassieGoHome · 14/06/2013 19:54

To the tune of I wanna dance with somebody

Clocks strikes upon the hour,
And the buns begin to fade.
Still enough time to figure out,
How to put my away.
I've done alright up 'til now,
It's the Daily Fail that shows me how,
And when the night falls, AIBU calls.


Oh! I wanna chat with somebody.
I wanna shoot the breeze with somebody.
Yeah! I wanna chat with somebody,
And be told YANBU.

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Theselittlelightsofmine · 14/06/2013 20:02

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 20:06

Grin You have a lot of time on your hands.

Me too!

To the tun of 'Hit me baby one more time'

My loneliness is killing me
And I
I must confess that I still judge (i still judge)
When I mumsnet I lose my mind
Give me some wine
Pass the pombears one last time

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 20:15

To the tune of 5ive 'Keep on moving'

I woke up today with this feeling
That mumsnet will be the start of my day
And if the OPs are trolling
Olivias telling me not to say

When the boring threads are dying,
Gotta keep on, keep on trying,
All the sausage rolls are flying (ahh),
Never look oh you gotta hold on and
Not stop 'til the trolls have fucked off and
Keep moving, don't stop Mnetting(ahh)

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MakeItUpAsYouGoAlong · 14/06/2013 20:17

These are fantastic!!!Smile

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LassieGoHome · 14/06/2013 20:18

Grin to A Million Love Songs Later:

Put your head against my posts
What do you say
A million words just trying to make
The AIBU of the day
Close your eyes but don't hold back
What you have judged
A lass who's trying to say three words
And tell you where you've fudged

A million flounces later
And here I am trying to tell you that I don't care
A million flounces later
And here I am

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 20:21

I like to report it, report it
I like to report it, report it
I like to report it, report it
You like to troll it

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 20:29

I made it through the AIBU
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how wrong I was
Until I found Mumsnet

I was told to slow cook meat
I'd been bad, all I had was not naice ham
you made me buy
Yeah, you made me buy
hummus and pesto to try

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FeralStreep · 14/06/2013 20:29

When the kids have gone to bed
Is there time for one more thread
One more thread
Take your wine in hand
And...refresh

I wanna sit down
I wanna log on
I wanna tell you
You AIBU
I wanna shine on
In this viper's nest
I wanna read about booble plates
Cubes of poo and all the rest

I've got ham but it's really naice ham
I've got ham but it's really naice ham


Etc...

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 20:32

Forgot to say that's to the tune of 'Like a virgin'

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coughingbean · 14/06/2013 20:59

jeez Hmm Grin

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LassieGoHome · 14/06/2013 20:59

That's the stuff! Grin

To: When will I be famous

Yes you're suitably smug
With controlled crying and the red rug
Yes you are
Well you've read the mumsnet blogs
And you've started to type
You're the best by far
But you keep asking the question
One you're not supposed to mention

When will I, will I be Royal?
I can't answer, I can't answer that
When will I see I agree with xx?
I can't answer, I can't answer that
And I can't tell you when
You'll see your post up in classics
When will I, will I be royalty?

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 21:06

To the tune of Abba's 'Dancing Queen

AnyFucker could be a guy
Night is young and the goadings high
With a bit of TalcandTurnips , everything is diagrammed
You're in the mood for a chat
And when you MrsJay

You are the posting queen
Young and bored, only twentytwo
Posting queen, feel the sting
From the judgy pants, oh yeah

You can post, you can laugh
Passing the time of your life
Ooh see that MammaTJ, watch that SparklingBrook
Dig in you posting queens

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LassieGoHome · 14/06/2013 21:07

You gotta troll with it
You gotta make up lies
You gotta rant away and lurch
Don't let anybody use advance search
'Cause it's all too much
For me to fake

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 21:08

AnyFucker could be a guy
Night is young and the goadings high
With a bit of TalcandTurnips , everything is diagrammed
You're in the mood for a chat
And when you see MrsJay

You are the posting queen
Young and bored, only twentytwo
Posting queen, feel the sting
From the judgy pants, oh yeah

You can post, you can laugh
Passing the time of your life
Ooh see that MammaTJ, watch that SparklingBrook
Dig in you posting queens

That's better

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 21:10

So I lurk yeah
Just lurking on the down low
So nobody knows I'm here
So I lurk yeah

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Sparklingbrook · 14/06/2013 21:15

Ooh SPs I love a bit of Abba. I thought you would do a Cliff number. Grin

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 21:24

To the tune of our Cliff's 'Mistletoe and Wine'

Mumsnet time, Pombears and Gin
Children neglected but its ok its benign
With a knob head neighbour and no kids named Demi-Leigh
A thread about how Peter loves his kids

A thread for saving, a thread for laughing
A thread to leave the basterd, hes deceiving,
Perving and discussing and judging ever after.

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 21:34

Unashamed bump as I'm enjoying tis Grin

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LassieGoHome · 14/06/2013 21:39

me too, Grin, DH is at work and DS is in bed. I need entertaining.

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 21:40

I've run out of ideas Sad

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Sparklingbrook · 14/06/2013 21:44

Brilliant SPs.

I have no ideas. Sad

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SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 14/06/2013 21:47

Where's all the creative MNetters? They normally rush to these threads

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Sparklingbrook · 14/06/2013 21:48

Go over to the Drunk Thread and lure some over with your witty charm SPs.

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LassieGoHome · 14/06/2013 21:48

I know, Sad maybe I should go back to my usual name Wink

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Sparklingbrook · 14/06/2013 21:48

And we need Talc for some illustrations.

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