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LassieGoHome Fri 14-Jun-13 19:54:29

To the tune of I wanna dance with somebody

Clocks strikes upon the hour,
And the buns begin to fade.
Still enough time to figure out,
How to put my <wine> away.
I've done alright up 'til now,
It's the Daily Fail that shows me how,
And when the night falls, AIBU calls.

Oh! I wanna chat with somebody.
I wanna shoot the breeze with somebody.
Yeah! I wanna chat with somebody,
And be told YANBU.

Sparklingbrook Fri 14-Jun-13 21:48:45

And we need Talc for some illustrations.

SPsCliffingAllOverMN Fri 14-Jun-13 21:48:56

Ill head over now! Might come back intoxicated though

Sparklingbrook Fri 14-Jun-13 21:49:32

I have drunk all my Black Cherry cider.

LassieGoHome Fri 14-Jun-13 21:50:00

oooh, that sounds tasty!

Sparklingbrook Fri 14-Jun-13 21:51:23

Not as much as you would think Lassie. Slightly disappointing.

LassieGoHome Fri 14-Jun-13 21:53:11

I love normal cider, when I was up the pole with DS I craved it day and night. dunno what that says about me/him

SPsCliffingAllOverMN Fri 14-Jun-13 21:56:30

We're caught on a site
I cant log out
Because I need you too much mumsnet

Why can't you see
That you're controlling me
No one seems to believe a word I say?

I can't post on here
With suspicious minds
And we can't post our thoughts
without suspicious minds

NaturalBlondeYeahRight Fri 14-Jun-13 22:07:49

Last Friday night
Yeah we had a drunken thread
But I shoulda gone to bed
When I started a new thread

Last Friday night
Baby heave stuck up for me
But it was still quite funny
It was my first flaming

Next Friday night, do it all again........


SPsCliffingAllOverMN Fri 14-Jun-13 22:14:12

Natural grin

What is real life?
Is Mumsnet just fantasy?
Caught in a Bunfight
To escape from reality
Open your prodile
Look up to the roundup and see
I'm just a bored woman, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy post, easy judge
A little drunk, little mad
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

SPsCliffingAllOverMN Fri 14-Jun-13 22:14:34


SPsCliffingAllOverMN Fri 14-Jun-13 22:25:04


SomeKindOfDeliciousBiscuit Fri 14-Jun-13 22:40:38

Avoiding all work
While mumsnet's available
Pro-pampas grass swingers
Count car keys
On 1-2-3-4-5 fingers
Life at centreparcs
Is paranoid
On the vino
Take your chances...

To the tune of girls and boys, by blur. The chorus holds good.

NumTumDeDum Fri 14-Jun-13 22:43:40

To the tune of Valerie (Amy Winehouse version)

Well sometimes I stay in by myself
And look across the talk boards
And I think of all the things what cha doing
And in my head I'm quietly judging

Oh since I've been on board
Well my house has been a mess
And I've missed your classic threads
And the way you like stress
Won't you come and argue?
Stop making me out unreasonable
Won't you come and argue, argue with me?

Did you have to read the Mail?
Put your links on up to see, did you click on cliff richards?
I hope you didn't catch a flame
I hope everyone thinks you're yanbu
Are you shopping anywhere
Changed the colour of your hair? Try style and beauty
And did you have to change your name?
You were goaded all the time, are you still pissy?

SPsCliffingAllOverMN Fri 14-Jun-13 22:47:14

grin Knew people would turn up with their creative selfs

LineRunner Fri 14-Jun-13 22:52:12

Judgey judgey night
Paint your drunk thread blue and grey
Look out here comes Father's Day
My eyes have seen the weasels and the trolls

Cannot pay the bills
Asda robbed me at the tills
Got dog shit on my espadrilles
When walking past the trolleys by Iceland

Dreadful underpants
Leave the bastard, cling to me;
Let us wallow in our pedantry
And then Mumsnet will set us free

SomeKindOfDeliciousBiscuit Fri 14-Jun-13 23:09:46

<Weeps gently> dog shit on espadrilles. Duuude.
And Valerie.

You guys. <chucks randoms on shoulders with a manly boff>

SPsCliffingAllOverMN Sat 15-Jun-13 07:40:14


Sparklingbrook Sat 15-Jun-13 07:52:58

Morning SPs. I still have no inspiration. sad

Tiredmumno1 Sat 15-Jun-13 08:12:16

Fantastic grin

Sleepingbunnies Sat 15-Jun-13 08:40:38

SP you are brilliant. wine x 1,000000

SPsCliffingAllOverMN Sat 15-Jun-13 10:02:46

You cant just post that. Get a song done Tired and SB

Sleepingbunnies Sat 15-Jun-13 10:44:37

My brain is too full of bum/oral sex I can't possibly think of songs too!!

NumTumDeDum Sat 15-Jun-13 12:09:57

Ode to I'mtoohecsyforyourparty
To the tune of I'm too sexy (obvs)

I'm to hecsy for mn, too hecsy for mn
So hecsy it hurts

And I'm too hecsy for AIBU, Too hecsy for AIBU
No way I'm AIBU

I'm on mumsnet, you know what I mean
As I post my opinions on the forum
On forum, oh on the forum yeah
I post my opinions on the forum


NumTumDeDum Sat 15-Jun-13 12:26:50

Oh hang on before the Capitals police arrive that should have been I'mTooHecsyForYourParty. Also I think the line should be: No way I'm being unreasonable not AIBU.

Can you tell it's dd's contact weekend and I have too much time on my hands? wink

SPsCliffingAllOverMN Sat 15-Jun-13 12:54:38


MNHQ should bring these out as a MN Album.

Olivia could sing them grin

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