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I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

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NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 14:50:25

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame. sad

Sidge Wed 12-Jun-13 15:24:22

Proper LOLs!

I gently lowered my left tit into a patient's cupped hand once so I share your pain...

seizetheafternoon Wed 12-Jun-13 15:25:36

How disconcerting! I hope that it doesn't come up in your annual review iykwim smile

pawnstar Wed 12-Jun-13 15:26:22

Oh I am suffering big style with a hangover and was decidedly grumpy before i read this, but it has cheered me right up!!

I once kissed my sisters FIL full on lips as the angles were all wrong! I was the colour of beetroot for the rest of the weekend i had to spend around him!

CajaDeLaMemoria Wed 12-Jun-13 15:26:56

I wouldn't hide in the toilets.

You might start rumours wink

Fenton Wed 12-Jun-13 15:27:24

I have actual tears.

watch your cock Alan, she likes to cop a feel


NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 15:29:42

Can't contain laughter, thank god I finish at 4.

Talc- I couldn't of created a better diagram if i tried, extremely accurate, even down to my heels.

I don't think it's a situation that I could ever bring up, plus his wife works here too and I've already soiled my patch there.
When I first joined, all I did was spent my first day smiling nervously and my mouth became so dry my lip got stuck. I looked like this. I just kind of left it there until it came back down.


MimsyBorogroves Wed 12-Jun-13 15:29:46

So you're saying you ballsed up?

ViviPru Wed 12-Jun-13 15:30:09

Thank you for the diagram Talk I'm forming a very VIVID picture in my minds eye.

Fandango Sidge and pawn, thoroughly good effort.

LOVING "did it twitch?"

I can't get the word THROB out of my mind now.

LuisSuarezTeeth Wed 12-Jun-13 15:30:14

Sorry, this just SO funny!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Wed 12-Jun-13 15:30:32


Oh dear. There, there OP.

<pats OP reassuringly on the shoulder whilst stiffling giggles>

ViviPru Wed 12-Jun-13 15:31:10

OP you're a liability. Cling to that job. CLING to it, woman. :D

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 15:32:23

I have serious regrets about my decision to start a company pension.

BlueSkySunnyDay Wed 12-Jun-13 15:32:43

Carry on?

You should be in for a raise


I hope that it doesn't come up in your annual review

you are reducing me to a 15 year old.

Branleuse Wed 12-Jun-13 15:36:02

now, about that promotion....

MrsSpagBol Wed 12-Jun-13 15:36:04

Thank you for making my day grin

burberryqueen Wed 12-Jun-13 15:37:13 long as there are no hard feelings.....fnarr fnarr

flamingtoaster Wed 12-Jun-13 15:38:59

Just pretend nothing happened - the ball is definitely in his court (as opposed to your hand ...) Just be careful what you say during Wimbledon ....

ChaosTrulyReigns Wed 12-Jun-13 15:43:00

I just love how MNers are ready to lend a cackle rather than support when their compares are going through teste-ing times.


ViviPru Wed 12-Jun-13 15:44:06

Yes, we really ought to take it more seriously... she could find herself up for grope misconduct......

ChaosTrulyReigns Wed 12-Jun-13 15:45:43



Branleuse Wed 12-Jun-13 15:46:29

youre lucky he didnt give you a bollocking

vintagecakeisstillnice Wed 12-Jun-13 15:48:29

Nice one Chaos....................grin

seizetheafternoon Wed 12-Jun-13 15:48:35

She was Branleuse or a real dressing down.

seizetheafternoon Wed 12-Jun-13 15:50:14

I forgot to be sympathetic when I was replying. Nobody, I really feel for you. You're having a hard day.

NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner Wed 12-Jun-13 15:51:22

'you're lucky he didn't give you a bollocking' <snort>

My hand would strongly disagree!

Should I wash it? I'm very conscious to put it too close to my face.

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