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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad Wed 10-Apr-13 20:56:57

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

Sloaneyyoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:51:05

This thread is so fantastic that I couldn't resist joining the yoni club.

ThatVikRinA22 Thu 11-Apr-13 21:53:39

Brian needs a blow up doll
im done now with my ditties
he needs one with a yoni
and lovely blow up

elbows. what did you think i was gonna say?? tsk.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 Thu 11-Apr-13 21:55:18

I see potential fo a whole new thread here

infamouspoo Thu 11-Apr-13 21:56:36

so he sticks fingers up bums too.

OneIsTheYoniestNumber Thu 11-Apr-13 21:56:59


fanjoforthemammaries7850 Thu 11-Apr-13 21:57:45

Men you don't need to feel glum
Mrs Brian will finger your bum
While Brian is yoni stroking
She will get bum poking
So you and your wife both can cum

SoftKittyWarmKitty Thu 11-Apr-13 22:01:09

Only just found this thread. Brilliant, just brilliant grin.

Is this the right time to mention that Hull is home of The Deep?

MsJupiterJones Thu 11-Apr-13 22:03:47

Yoni has got to be the definitive answer for all those 'what shall I call my daughter's bits' threads.

So glad to have found this thread, I needed some hysteria.

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Thu 11-Apr-13 22:04:23

Ooh, yoni a few more posts till the thread's full.

BridgetJonesYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:05:33

You need to NC to SoftYoniWarmYoni grin

infamouspoo Thu 11-Apr-13 22:06:16

Fanjo grin
<weeping here>

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Thu 11-Apr-13 22:06:18

Btw, does anyone else think that vagina = yoni therefore vaginal should actually be yonic?

<gets coat, goes for a gin and yonic>

Chubfuddler Thu 11-Apr-13 22:10:38

Jupiter if you're suffering from hysteria Brian's yoni massage is the answer.

funchum8am Thu 11-Apr-13 22:12:15

DH is demanding that I NC to MacayoniCheese.

Bossybritches22 Thu 11-Apr-13 22:13:40

<ooh me pelvic floor> grin

Off to read Mrs B's witterings post !

PseudoBadger Thu 11-Apr-13 22:17:04

The Yoni will be full soon sad

Sneezingwakestheyoni Thu 11-Apr-13 22:19:17

If yoni this thread could go on forever...

tapdancingmum Thu 11-Apr-13 22:20:30

This thread is absolutely amazing - I have learnt sooooo much tonight shock but can someone tell me how to clear my history as am a bit worried that these sites may pop up any any time and I will need some more brain bleach to get rid of them grin

Now which way to Hull [getsmapoutsmiley]

GinandYonic Thu 11-Apr-13 22:21:57

"Oi Doc!" hmm grin

YohedYoshoulderYonisandYotoes Thu 11-Apr-13 22:22:30

I prefer the fuller service grin squoosh!

YohedYoshoulderYonisandYotoes Thu 11-Apr-13 22:23:37

Can we have a Yonibus to Hull (crap Unibus joke!) grin I can't type my hands have no blood in from laughing!

sittinginthesun Thu 11-Apr-13 22:24:22

How have I missed this thread?!?!? I didn't click on it yesterday, because I thought it was about those sparkly things on your yoni.

YohedYoshoulderYonisandYotoes Thu 11-Apr-13 22:25:52

PLease Enquiry about my rates lol! I can see all my male friends bending over a table gasping 'enquiry me! enquiry me!' BRAINBLEACH! grin grin

snice Thu 11-Apr-13 22:26:59

and STOP

snice Thu 11-Apr-13 22:27:19


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