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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad Wed 10-Apr-13 20:56:57

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed Wed 10-Apr-13 21:12:46

'hello, this is Yoni,
I'm glad I'm not in Hull
And if you ad-ver-tise on Mumsnet
The chances are that
You are on the pull.'

Bearcrumble Wed 10-Apr-13 21:12:58

Anyone imagining ehat he looks like? I've got as far as sweaty upper lip, propensity to wear shorts during inappropriately inclement weather and high pitched whiny voice.

Jinafire Wed 10-Apr-13 21:13:21

I think that's the gist of it, Reluctant

Stepissue Wed 10-Apr-13 21:13:22

A better orgasm than from a normal massage?? People get orgasms when they go for a spa day? No one told me!!

AnyaKnowIt Wed 10-Apr-13 21:13:36


ReluctantBeing Wed 10-Apr-13 21:14:18

Did anyone watch that programme about dogging recently? I am picturing the OP in an owl mask.

NorksAreMessy Wed 10-Apr-13 21:14:22

shock blush shock

CatsCantFlyFast Wed 10-Apr-13 21:15:03


moondog Wed 10-Apr-13 21:15:38

We must be of about the same age. grin

Blatherskite Wed 10-Apr-13 21:15:52

Marking place just for the deletion message smile

AnyFucker Wed 10-Apr-13 21:15:58

RB grin

I think HQ will leave this thread up for the shitz'n'giggles for a while....

janey1234 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:16:30

Also cannot wait for the deletion message!

Crunchymunchyhoneycakes Wed 10-Apr-13 21:16:47

It's always somewhere like Hull isn't it?

LoganMummy Wed 10-Apr-13 21:16:49

Haha - that link refers to the release of "sacred feminine waters"?

I'm in! grin

catnipkitty Wed 10-Apr-13 21:16:58

Please don't delete this thread, hilarious! Crying with laughter..erotic Hull grin

snice Wed 10-Apr-13 21:17:01

me too moondog

BeanoGrigio Wed 10-Apr-13 21:17:08

Come back op....

...... I'd love to see any pms he's received grin

ReluctantBeing Wed 10-Apr-13 21:17:50

dogging man

BeanoGrigio Wed 10-Apr-13 21:17:56

Seriously I need to know how to pronounce yoni though.

orangeandlemons Wed 10-Apr-13 21:18:03

Ugh ugh ugh. This is just creepypurvey. Yuk. Imagine him heavy breathing....

ArtexMonkey Wed 10-Apr-13 21:18:32

Have you got a wispy little beard and one of those he pen hoodies with the Robinson Crusoe type lace up fastening op? Do you stink of patchouli?

moondog Wed 10-Apr-13 21:18:40

I love it that they have written 'discreet' as 'discrete' on that website.
That certainly is a particularly discrete massage he is giving the young woman.

namechange917381 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:18:42

There's a male version, the lingham massage apparently haha! So we could return the favour! grin

EggbertShellyandYoko Wed 10-Apr-13 21:18:43

Think you've got enough feedback now to make a considered choice OP?

cupcakemumma Wed 10-Apr-13 21:18:53

OP you are an utter wrong un.

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