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HullDad Wed 10-Apr-13 20:56:57

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

onetiredmummy Thu 11-Apr-13 10:31:26

Everytime there's a thread in Chat on 'what have you learned from mumsnet' this thread will appear.

It will never die.

GoSuckEggs Thu 11-Apr-13 10:35:37

this thread is great!

YoniTheLonelyKnowsHowHullFeels Thu 11-Apr-13 10:43:21

That site seems to be from Derby rather than Hull. Are you sure it's the right person?

I can't be 100% sure, but as I'm an insomniac I poked around the net last night & after seeing a couple of UK classifieds adds for Yoni massage which covered Derby to Hull, saying very similar to his blurb above - they travel you know grin I followed a link on one of the ads & found that website - the set up - my wife & I etc, sounds very similar & his small ad did say they covered Hull -

unless there's a whole nest of swingers up thereenvy

YoniMitchell Thu 11-Apr-13 10:43:35

I'm actually scared to click on any more links now...

hhhhhhh Thu 11-Apr-13 10:49:00

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

YoniTheLonelyKnowsHowHullFeels Thu 11-Apr-13 10:50:49

OMFG shock why o why did I click on the images bit of my link aboveenvy

Goes to wash eyes out with bleach

TSSDNCOP Thu 11-Apr-13 10:51:56

Fabulous thread.

The testimonials on the Afternoon Delights website are just brilliant. Criminal misuses if apostrophes and one satisfied grin customer bewailing that she had "ummed and arred" for ages before making the call.


RebeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 11-Apr-13 10:58:08

We've yoni gone and moved this thread to classics

ForOneNightYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 10:58:40


YoniTheLonely Thu 11-Apr-13 10:58:56

Yoni made my day!

PretzelTime Thu 11-Apr-13 11:00:43

The poems on this thread are just amazing.

But omg noooo, I clicked on that link and looked at those photos noooo whyyyyy. Libido totally killed for months I think

LagomOchLyckaSwede Thu 11-Apr-13 11:00:49


ForOneNightYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 11:01:00

He could put that as a testiyonial grin

ForOneNightYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 11:01:29

Or should that be testeyonial?

MDA Thu 11-Apr-13 11:01:50

Collective noun possibilities

A bouquet of yonies
A fist of yonis
A Hull of Yonies
A Brian of Yonies

A forest of Yonies...

Oh I can't decide.

squoosh Thu 11-Apr-13 11:06:50

A digit of Yonis?

squoosh Thu 11-Apr-13 11:07:18

Fidget with your digits for a groany Yoni.

YoniYoniYoniYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 11:10:43

A bouquet of Yonis i like, perhaps you could get hand tied bouquets?

IamtheOneandYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 11:12:06

Has anyone taken

TheYoniWayisHull yet? Don't want to be greedy with Yoni names!

OnlytheYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 11:12:38

MNHQ is the one and yoni flowers

D0G Thu 11-Apr-13 11:15:14

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

IamtheOneandYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 11:17:21

Ooh, you could be DogwithaYoni! grin

FryOneFatManic Thu 11-Apr-13 11:17:23


This is a wonderful distraction as I suffer the squits from hell. It hurts to laugh but I can't stop myself. grin

Am tempted to change my name......

foryourjapseyeyoni Thu 11-Apr-13 11:17:24

Arf Arf!
There was once a man from hull
Whose wife was incredibly dull.
Onto Mnet he goes
Selling yoni for fanjos
And his inbox will never be full.

YoniYoniYoniYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 11:17:49


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