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supermarket shits and misses...yours please...

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Megglevache Mon 04-Feb-13 18:36:14

Misses: SAINSBOS own cocktail sausages....erm....bread pushed together with some meat extract (rubbish)

Hits value range tinned swertcorn, chocolate bourbon biscuits and mustard screams.

Megglevache Fri 08-Feb-13 09:43:09

Havana ! Hilare !
my how the worm does turn!

<<hands over shite phone baton >>

Megglevache Fri 08-Feb-13 09:46:08

h a h a h a ...not Havana . obviously.

<<keeps hold of batøn du Shiite>>

NotADragonOfSoup Fri 08-Feb-13 09:47:30

LOLOLOL... come to this late but shits and misses/mustard screams are both brilliant. Thank you for brightening up my day smile

NotADragonOfSoup Fri 08-Feb-13 09:55:55

OMG! Laxative January! Torrilus crisis! valour gadaffi cakes! Coats Protection League!

I am crying.

Megglevache Fri 08-Feb-13 10:09:00

soupy ..I wish I could bisque in the limelight.

comedy genius here is the phone and LavenderB [grim]

and out and about so on the phone again.

NotADragonOfSoup Fri 08-Feb-13 10:10:35

bisque in the limelight! [howl]

I feel utterly shite and full of cold today - needed a good laugh!

LavenderBriggs Fri 08-Feb-13 10:11:10


LavenderBriggs Fri 08-Feb-13 10:12:15


NormaStanleyFletcher Fri 08-Feb-13 10:37:45

Bisque in the limelight? Surely a job for Rick Stein?

Megglevache Fri 08-Feb-13 10:43:15

oh my god. soupy/bisque in the same phone is f a r k I n ' genius alright.

GetOrf Fri 08-Feb-13 11:06:27

Valour gadaffi cakes is brilliant. Yes please for this to go into classics - it is absolutely brilliant.

GetOrf Fri 08-Feb-13 11:07:00

ROAR at bisque and soupy. grin

Supermim Fri 08-Feb-13 11:25:34

Morrisons own brand soups are really nice............. but don't tell everyone

Megglevache Fri 08-Feb-13 11:38:11

thanks superman.

am toppling at Elephants "fair trade swearing" h r h e h e.

LavenderBriggs Fri 08-Feb-13 12:14:18

Now, I get the gender change for Supermin, but I'm a bit wavy hand at toppled - it's not usual, but Megglevache does seem to be having a coughing fit.

Megglevache Fri 08-Feb-13 12:42:47

hey L a v.
was *ROFFLING ...but I let that one s l i d e.

if I put s space in between each letter it comes out fine but I get RSI [grim]

NormaStanleyFletcher Fri 08-Feb-13 13:00:09

mustard screams

ElephantsAndMiasmas Fri 08-Feb-13 13:01:01

Ah, I was imagining this was Meggle.

LavenderBriggs Fri 08-Feb-13 14:34:36

Hey Meg. If I let any of them slide, then I'd be out of a job, wouldn't I? And then where would we be?

I think slide looks cool with spaces in it. What's the keystroke equivalent of onomatopoetic?

ElephantsAndMiasmas Fri 08-Feb-13 17:53:23


Megglevache Fri 08-Feb-13 19:16:58

cricket mosses ...elephants is my heroine today.

Beehatch Fri 08-Feb-13 22:35:24

I know cricket is sloooow, but does it really gather moss?? Every day a school day [grim]

NormaStanleyFletcher Fri 08-Feb-13 23:04:44

Cricket mosses?

Is that the green patch they get on their trousers where they rub the ball?

DameFanny Sat 09-Feb-13 00:07:01

This thread just keeps on giving [grim]

Megglevache Sat 09-Feb-13 08:44:03

.twas c r I k e y M o s e s... [grim]

bit slow on the update!

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