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Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

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MardyBra Thu 10-Jan-13 15:12:16

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.
What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.
It's your birthday. Collect wine from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 19:31:44

Chance - you find yourself in the Puddle - have some cake, posh coffee, snuggle the babies and have a go in the hot tub, you must stay there for eternity or until RL gets in the way

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 19:55:33

Chance - you start a thread after far, far too much wine, you offend everyone and get called a twat - pay £150 fine and namechange

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 19:58:06

Chance - you start another thread after too much wine, you are vair funny and everyone passes you paracetamol and a glass of water - collect £150 and only discover said thread when it pops up in your "threads I'm on" in the morning and name change

You are a troll. Go back 5 places and pay £500

You are banned for personal attacks. Miss two goes

Startail Thu 10-Jan-13 20:08:43

You annoy the feminists miss a turn.

You don't learn your lesson and do it again, go to MN towers.

I have shit luck at Monopoly by the time I get sent to Mayfair some rotters put a hotel on it.

HollySheet Thu 10-Jan-13 20:10:18

Chance - Mumsnet Christmas Meetup collect £50 from each player for tickets.

Next door neighbours dog shits in your garden. Collect £50 for slinging it over the fence

You shit your pants. Pay £50 for new clothes

necklaceofraindrops Thu 10-Jan-13 20:20:16

Another suggestion for a token - tin hat and popcorn...

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:25:30

Chance - you are the 1000th poster on a thread - collect £100

You resurrect a zombie thread, 2 steps back and a £200 fine

SomeKindOfDeliciousBiscuit Thu 10-Jan-13 20:33:47

Instead of houses you could have children, then upgrade them to an MPV instead of a hotel.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:35:30

Chance - you kill 3 threads in one day - pay £50 and pick up a complex on your next go

MooncupGoddess Thu 10-Jan-13 20:35:52

Or upgrade them to Eton? Instead of rent for landing on squares you could pay child maintenance.

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:37:28

Chance - someone gives you their "first ever biscuit" - look embarrassed and miss a turn

Shaky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:43:42

My post is on twitter! In that funny box over there -->

The Klaxon goes off. Collect £150

Your name is not in Capitals, Pay Chaos £200

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:53:39

Chance: You make a joke about a baby name. That's Not Funny. Give £50 to every poster who used it for their dc.

DeepRedBetty Thu 10-Jan-13 20:58:05

You start yet another thread about nits.

Pay DeepRedBetty £200.

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 20:59:56

You spend more than £20 on your wedding and obviously don't love your husband enough. It's about the marriage, not the wedding you know. Get divorced within the year. grin

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:01:42

Chance: Your child is caught playing Nintendo DS at the table of a restaurant. Go immediately to a country park for some emergency fresh air and exercise.

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:04:54

A visiting Mumsnetter spots Fifty Shades on your Billy bookcase and you admit you're not sorry and enjoyed it. Go directly to soft play, do not pass go and do not buy any fruitshoots while you're there.

NewYearNewNagoo Thu 10-Jan-13 21:05:38

smile great thread.

I'll come back when I'm inspired smile

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:08:01

Everyone slags off your car/shoes/moisturiser. Miss a turn while you de-reg and sulk for a bit.

showtunesgirl Thu 10-Jan-13 21:09:29

Chance: You buy a 4 X 4. Go straight to Jail.

TheBrideofMucky Thu 10-Jan-13 21:09:45

You manage to ebf until your youngest is 15. Here is your shiny, shiny medal. grin

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