to be slick with horn at the racist, sexist and homophobic fest

[Alameda]

. . . that is euro 2012?

have been loving it until today when my daughter expressed disgust at the sexism and homophobia (I just added racism for good measure) and said footballers should DO something with their privilege - obviously that would be NICE but in meantime surely we are allowed to enjoy watching it?

[ShatnersBassoon]

Slick with horn? Have you been reading 50 Shades of Grey?

[fishybits]

Sounds like you're thoroughly enjoying the football OP

[Alameda]

no, and it sounds shit

I don't know how else to express the sort of enjoyment am getting from the tournament?

[Psammead]

Slick with... horn? Is this a trendy young whippersnapper phrase?

What could it possibly mean? I am boggling.

[Psammead]

Do youmean sick to death?

[Alibabaandthe40nappies]

Good lord

[Alameda]

I just saw a dreadful AIBU title and thought 'why don't people THINK before they post' and then I posted without thinking

[Psammead]

So what was it your i(diot)Phone corrected?

[waltermittymissus]

Crying laughing!!! Unless you actually meant slick with horn in which case I'm thoroughly confused!

[PandaWatch]

[Alameda]

probably just celebrating my rediscovered heterosexuality after thinking about sexual orientation in the lesbian capital of the world or something?

never mind

[waltermittymissus]

Are you drunk?!

[Alameda]

I might be a bit overtired

perhaps will have quick lie down before France and Ukraine

[NimpyWindowMash]

Not too sure about slick with horn. Wayne Rooney, John Terry? Rather you than me Alameda. Give me those lesbians any time.

[Psammead]

So, hang on, you are feeling very happy about Euro 2012 despite the 'issues' you mentioned in your title?

And you really meant slick with horn?

Just getting it straight in my head.

[GetOrfMoiiLand]

lol at the madness

[McKayz]

What on earth does slick with horn mean?

[Psammead]

Wow. Ok. Really slick with horn then. Blimey. Good for you, OP.

[PandaWatch]

[Alameda]

ummm I did mean that, so AIBU to enjoy the display of male athleticism despite all the misogyny and homophobia, yes

[OldLadyKnowsNothing]

Ah, you mean you are objectifying those poor menz?

[Wallace]

I get it (I think)

You have been enjoying watching the football without thinking about the racist/etc issues?

[McKayz]

Please can someone explain? I am obviously too old!

[ExitPursuedByABear]

[ShatnersBassoon]

Righty-ho, so not an autocorrect howler. I feel a bit grubby now.