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Center Parcs & Anal sex

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shadyl Mon 16-Jan-12 20:22:16

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

Tequilamockinbird Mon 16-Jan-12 20:55:35

Oxo Tower is a real place Susie, and there's a restaurant at the top. However thanks to MN I always think of it as a euphemism grin

susiedaisy Mon 16-Jan-12 20:56:45


Rindercella Mon 16-Jan-12 20:59:12

Yes, I cannot see the Oxo Tower now without thinking of bum sex. However, I have never heard on here that there was a connection between Center Parcs and anal sex. I think your DH was pushing trying his luck tbh and blaming MN for it.

SpecialBranch Mon 16-Jan-12 20:59:55

That Oxo tower thread was priceless. grin Is it still around?

OP, I spend way too much time on here and can't recall a Centre Parks / Bumsex link. But maybe your DH has more of a vested interest than I do.

I've certainly never heard of it being referred to as "a spa treatment" before hmm

AKissIsNotAContract Mon 16-Jan-12 21:00:03

It does sound like the kind of thing that might be discussed on here. Bumsex and centre parcs are both discussed quite a bit so it's possible that they both came up on the same thread.

Maybe he wanted you to put something up his bum.

Sparklingbrook Mon 16-Jan-12 21:00:47

It will be Pampas Grass he will be wanting next. wink

SpikeInTheBasement Mon 16-Jan-12 21:01:20

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WitchOfEndor Mon 16-Jan-12 21:01:38

Does he normally pack lube when you go on holiday? If not then I think he wasn't joking! Do you have a cucumber handy? Tell him you are ok with it as long as he goes first and see if he changes his mind.

MildlyNarkyPuffin Mon 16-Jan-12 21:03:39

Anal sex is one thing , but Centre Parcs????

Leave the bastartd.

2rebecca Mon 16-Jan-12 21:04:26

Been to centreparks twice and never heard of a bum sex link. If my bloke started wittering on about anal sex I'd start making "gay boy" comments (very grown up). If he just made 1 comment about anal sex then you do sound a bit oversensitive about it. Alot of men are more into anal sex than women. I don't think it's anything to get upset about though. At least now he knows the position re anal sex. He didn't really turn your holiday into a porn thing as he didn't mention it during your holiday. It is possible to have a "family" holiday and anal sex if you are both into it. You aren't into it so it didn't happen.

TheSecondComing Mon 16-Jan-12 21:05:05

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

shadyl Mon 16-Jan-12 21:05:28

Well we do have lube at home for other reasons but it's used rarely and it's a really random thing to pack

picnicbasketcase Mon 16-Jan-12 21:07:28

They should put that in their advertising. Cue a sudden influx of husbands with an excited gleam in their eye who all want to go to bed early.

FannyBazaar Mon 16-Jan-12 21:08:00

I've never said it before but I'd definitely favour trying anal sex over going to Centre Parcs. You say Centre Parcs was 'great' over Christmas but that doesn't sound very enthusiastic, still, at least it wasn't a pain in the arse...

JustHecate Mon 16-Jan-12 21:08:24

It's the times you have together
That you'll carry with you forever

Take it up the arse at Centre Parcs

I don't think they'll be rushing to amend their brochure, tbh.

NoMoreMarbles Mon 16-Jan-12 21:09:29

so...thats 4 words put in a sentence that i didnt expect to see on a monday eveninggrin

have you advanced searched to see if you find a link?

Kayzr Mon 16-Jan-12 21:11:08

Hecate grin ROFL

Spidermama Mon 16-Jan-12 21:11:41

Iklboo love your brochure quote. grin

Great thread title.

I might just about acquiesce on the BJ front if Centre Parcs were on the cards -but for BS, it would have to be a month in San Fran.

shadyl Mon 16-Jan-12 21:12:30


nenevomito Mon 16-Jan-12 21:19:11

I can't believe were pages in and no one has cracked a joke about him confusing anal sex with a review saying it was a shit hole?

hellymelly Mon 16-Jan-12 21:26:18

hecate.Take it up the arse at Centre Parcs.Now the two are linked in my mind as well as the op's DH.And no,that's not a good thing.(I have actually been to Centre parcs,for bizzarre reasons,but no one is taking me up the oxo tower thanks.)

MamaMaiasaura Mon 16-Jan-12 21:28:48

Wtf? I'm off there in 3 weeks and no way is dh being a space explorer

birdofthenorth Mon 16-Jan-12 21:30:34

I have just returned from the Sherwood Forrest branch. My rear was not breached. But then, we went midweek. Perhaps Center Parcs has an anal special on at weekends which I was not aware of.

memphis83 Mon 16-Jan-12 21:31:49

Should I be worried that DH has booked CenterParcs as my birthday treat in two weeks? grin

Honeydragon Mon 16-Jan-12 21:32:42

maybe this is why they have the option to book Friday to Friday, or Monday to Monday. The marketing team have clearly miscommunicated something about bumsex and mumsnet. grin

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