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To think that middle aged women are really a bit pointless?

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Hullygully Fri 21-Oct-11 12:06:39

What is the point of them?


crazynannawitchbitch Sat 22-Oct-11 16:54:28

<sobs on Pinot's shoulder>

PinotScreechio Sat 22-Oct-11 16:59:13

Shall I send him evil thoughts and mental tuts, crazy? I will, you know. For you.

crazynannawitchbitch Sat 22-Oct-11 17:01:05

Done it already,Pinot twat has still got his legs though. grin
Thankyou though wink...may need you in the future.

jugglingwithpumpkins Sat 22-Oct-11 17:06:06

Blimey ! 34 pointless pages and still going some ...

< drinks post skate-boarding cocoa with suspiciously middle-aged huffiness - and yes, sadly it was just DS on the skate-board grin >

PinotScreechio Sat 22-Oct-11 17:06:13

I like that you're planning more cougar action grin Atta girl!

mutha2two Sat 22-Oct-11 17:22:14

The mighty Cougars - the MAW army's SAS division. Can I open it to the forum to define what exactly their point is? hides bed jacket in back of the cupboard to gain approval

Pagwatch Sat 22-Oct-11 17:25:03

Crazynanna has redefined blush as a hot flush emoticon

We must reclaim the blush for the menopausal maws

blush <<sits down>>
<<fans self>>

Pagwatch Sat 22-Oct-11 17:25:45

It should be maw not maws
Unless I actually mean womenz

PinotScreechio Sat 22-Oct-11 17:30:24

crazy hasn't blushed on this thread Paggers, she has cougar-ed though. I blushed on her behalf <gracious>

crazynannawitchbitch Sat 22-Oct-11 17:34:13

blush blush blush reclaimed

Pagwatch Sat 22-Oct-11 17:35:58

One should never blush at a cougar

BellaDonnaSansMerci Sat 22-Oct-11 18:23:15

Some whippersnapper in the office called me a cougar last week. I peered with narrowed eyes... And tufted.

ledkr Sat 22-Oct-11 20:12:53

I am a cougar <preens> I am married to a a man 11 years younger grin I am a happy woman. Purrs and licks sleek fur.

BellaDonnaSansMerci Sat 22-Oct-11 21:12:06

Tufted? I tutted... I do tend to go for the younger man but being a cougar sounds like you have to make an effort. <shudders>

Ormirian Sun 23-Oct-11 17:06:43

I think I may have had my ultimate pointlessness made clear to me today.

DD 'remembered' that she had 2 b'day presents to buy for friends this week. We were at one of those tarted-up Garden centres that sells everything wreathed in Kath Kidston or in pictures of otters and charges a small fortune for the teeniest weeniest bar of chocolate with a picture of a robin on it. We were only there to buy a sack of dog food because it was on special offer. DD spent nearly an hour trying to find presents that would be acceptable. Every time I attempted to make a suggestion or ask if perhaps she could get a move on I was manoeuvred on to a chair and made to 'stay there' and given a pitying glance and a shake of the head. Just a few years ago anything would do if it had a picture of a cat on it, and my opinion was valid...but not now apparently.

I did get to pay though. So I still have a limited use.


Ormirian Sun 23-Oct-11 17:07:53

I am not a cougar btw.

I may be a rather overweight tabby with a sleeping habit and slightly uncertain temper.

Hullygully Mon 24-Oct-11 18:12:46

That's Orm, self-defined forever in classics:

I may be a rather overweight tabby with a sleeping habit and slightly uncertain temper.

Ormirian Mon 24-Oct-11 20:01:57


No, that's about right.

Hullygully Mon 24-Oct-11 20:15:26

Orm, I see you as more of a komodo dragon, rampant.

Would you like a Corrie part as well?

Ormirian Mon 24-Oct-11 20:20:10

Yuck! I have quite good oral hygeine thank you! <tsk>

HullyChristmasgully Tue 06-Nov-12 20:01:02

oh look!

we were all here!

SarahStratton Tue 06-Nov-12 20:50:13

<waves madly>

This MAW is going to take her clothes wearing small dog for a walkies. If we meet the Boxers from Hell I will bash them over the head with my walking stick.

SuePurblybilt Tue 06-Nov-12 20:51:54

<waits for the outraged non RTFT-ers>

SarahStratton Tue 06-Nov-12 21:45:25



Small packs of tissues in one's handbag are defo a MAW thing.

(Checks bag)

(Finds pack of tissues)

fuck I'm middle aged...

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