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Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

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CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 12:50:14

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?


<goes all Monty Python>

Oooh, a spanking, a spanking!! And after the spanking.... <cough>



My DD would totally agree with you about senior moments. According to her, as soon as she was born, I became an Old Lady (TM) wink

SayGhoulNowSayWitch Mon 10-Oct-11 23:07:09

<Spanks Sephrenia gently>

Originalviperspit Mon 10-Oct-11 23:06:15

that's ok.

we all have these moments! Senior ones, I meanwink

I've reported my post to get rid of the offending information blush

SayGhoulNowSayWitch Mon 10-Oct-11 23:03:12

Sephrenia - the penny dropped for me too!

SayGhoulNowSayWitch Mon 10-Oct-11 23:02:51

By the name, I've got a sneaking suspicion.... Have you posted on this thread under another name, OVP?

Oh wait



Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SayGhoulNowSayWitch Mon 10-Oct-11 23:01:00

Oooooh...... I see..... <Doesn't see at all>


Originalviperspit Mon 10-Oct-11 22:59:56

I almost outed myself to some people I din't want to. It's not my usual posting nameblush

SayGhoulNowSayWitch Mon 10-Oct-11 22:58:34

Ooh what did Originalviperspit put that got deleted??

Sorry 'bout that SayGhoul blush

I'll try to keep splashes to a minimum in future.

SayGhoulNowSayWitch Mon 10-Oct-11 22:49:48

Ew... I ate most of those biscuits....

<Spits out zombie hair>



<surreptitiously wipes brains from the tube of GB biscuits>


EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Mon 10-Oct-11 22:27:26

There isn't a DuncanTech, Justine? Do I mean Damian? Hang on...
<looks from villain to Justine and back again>
You were disguised as Justine!
Sorry about the mess, real Justine, we'll all help to clear it up.

Oakmaiden Mon 10-Oct-11 22:26:27

I actually just popped (heh! see what I've done there?) on to say I saw your toaster last night.

OK I was dreaming. But it was hidden in the doll's house. I think it might be an omen???

Oakmaiden Mon 10-Oct-11 22:24:06

Well, obviously DuncanTech is so VERY undercover that he has to be a main suspect...

JustineMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 10-Oct-11 22:21:21

Who is DuncanTech confused?


EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Mon 10-Oct-11 22:19:33

I think we've given them a good laugh grin
Do you think I should start the Good Housekeeping thread?


<sheepishly hands over the quiche tin>

It wasn't stolen so much as borrowed. I was using it to try and catch the zombie parts that kept falling off... I did clean it though!

SayGhoulNowSayWitch Mon 10-Oct-11 22:16:15

Hehehe - this is the one I got after asking them to delete a post where I'd screwed up the link as IHAYRKA. I told them it would make me look stupid and interfere with my plan for world domination. The response was

Hi there

Thanks for contacting us. We've withdrawn that post for you, wouldn't want to foil your plans of kitchen world domination!

Best wishes


Originalviperspit Mon 10-Oct-11 22:15:29

Message withdrawn at poster's request.


I think that may be a good idea Empress. We did make the mess after all wink

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