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Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

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CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 12:50:14

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?


CoffeeIsMyFriend Fri 07-Oct-11 12:51:04

oh! have you vanished it?

thisisyesterday Fri 07-Oct-11 12:52:16

did someone take it outside to shake the crumbs out and then leave it out there?

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 12:54:01

There's no-one at home.


Pentagram Fri 07-Oct-11 12:55:51

Are you also missing an electric blanket, a radio, a vacuum cleaner and a lamp???

Pentagram Fri 07-Oct-11 12:56:28

link would have aided that joke... i am a tit

ScaredTEECat Fri 07-Oct-11 12:56:57

Did maybe one of the Chaotics remove it earlier? Is there a trail of crumbs to follow? Like Hansel and Gretel?

Shall I get out my deerstalker? Sherlock TEE to the rescue...

CroissantNeuf Fri 07-Oct-11 12:57:03

Is there a smell of burnt toaster lingering around the kitchen?

If so, whoever was up first this morning had a little mishap that they didn't confess to.

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 13:01:38

All the Chaotics are at school Tee.

I used it last night.

I just got home from gallivanting after the school run, and it is gorn.


ScaredTEECat Fri 07-Oct-11 13:03:05

So it was there before you left this morning?

ChippyMinton Fri 07-Oct-11 13:03:19

Remove the Cloak of Invisibility that has been chucked over it?

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 13:05:52

It was.


How do I do that Chippy and can I use it on DC?

Hungrydragon Fri 07-Oct-11 13:05:59

where does the toaster normally reside?

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 13:08:14

Pent, I am on my phone, I can't see your link.

I am too perplexed to fire up my laptop.

This is beyond strange.

I know I had toast last night.

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 13:09:07

In the sandwoch making vicinity of the kitchen.

So I am pretty sure it was there this morning.

ScaredTEECat Fri 07-Oct-11 13:10:38


Nope. I got nothing. Toaster thief?

ScaredBear Fri 07-Oct-11 13:10:58

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

KatieMiddleton Fri 07-Oct-11 13:11:18

Are you sure you're actually in your own house? Could you have accidentally let yourself into your neighbour's?

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 13:13:06


I had one glass of Cava to toast a friend's new house.

I'm gutted, it was almost my favourite appliance.

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 13:16:07



Nope, that was definitelt my pussy purring as I entered.

Thingumy Fri 07-Oct-11 13:17:25

check the bathroom...

and behind you!

CotherMuckingFuntingZombie Fri 07-Oct-11 13:18:27

Dishwasher? Kids can be so helpful.

CauldronsTrulyReign Fri 07-Oct-11 13:19:56

I'm looking everywhere.

But who would've/could've moved it?

Thingumy Fri 07-Oct-11 13:20:10

and if you have a teen,check by it's bed <lazy oiks>

ScaredBear Fri 07-Oct-11 13:20:32

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