None of this happens in my life.....
- Clothes come out of the washing machine both clean and ironed.
*On the off chance that they are not shiny white, a complete stranger lands in your kitchen with a childrens chemistry set and tells you that you're doing it wrong. You won't scream as for some reason you kind of expected this...
*All men wake up with clean shaven faces and head off to the bathroom to shave. They also like to caress the same face after the 'shave'.
*Discovering that your kitchen has been flooded (helllooo limescale), you will lose the ability to let your voice and lips move in sync.
*Baking with a number of children is a relaxing experience.
*Children always leave a thick encrusted ring of mud after having a bath- you don't mind, in fact you just raise a quizzical eyebrow and a smirk. (After all you did insist on having a complete white room I guess).
Will be adding more.