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fairyfly Sat 19-Mar-05 23:58:31

Does this happen to anyone else. A man i barely know has just knocked on my front door.I dont like it at this time of night, really gets my bloody heart racing. He wanted to know if he could come in for a beer.
This has happened loads, the local grocer has done it, three times it has happened with blokes coming out of the pub. I mean someone has broken in once ffs.
Do i have i like shagging pissed up men written on my forehead. Im totally shaking now.

whatsername Sat 19-Mar-05 23:59:56

Eeek, don't answer the door hun.

fairyfly Sun 20-Mar-05 00:00:41

I didn't i stood at the window and said no thanks im tired

whatsername Sun 20-Mar-05 00:03:58

That's really creepy, I wouldn't have gone anywhere near the door or window, but then I am a bit of a wimp

nightowl Sun 20-Mar-05 00:04:37

my ex does this on a regular basis...well every couple of weeks for a couple months then i dont see him for about another six. i get men knocking my door for my neighbour nearly every week. usually at around 2.30 when pubs have shut. its a pain in the ass isnt it?

fairyfly Sun 20-Mar-05 00:05:21

Well you never know if its an emergency do you. I was half expecting a drunken boyfriend.

Merlot Sun 20-Mar-05 00:05:26

Another wimp here I'm afraid - Would definitely not open the door this time of night!

nightowl Sun 20-Mar-05 00:06:14

i usually go upstairs and hang out of the bedroom window..frightens the hell out of me sometimes.

fairyfly Sun 20-Mar-05 00:06:46

I think it is disgusting if i am honest, oh look theres a single mum i bet she is gagging for it. Vultures the lot of them.

Gobbledigook Sun 20-Mar-05 00:06:49

I'd be bloody terrified and barricade myself in the bedroom with the chest of drawers behind the door! I'm one major wuss!

FF - you do seem to remain amazingly calm about these things!

nightowl Sun 20-Mar-05 00:08:07

you know i reckon men do think that about single mothers..idiots.

fairyfly Sun 20-Mar-05 00:08:18

It did scare the hell out of me but you cant really hide, i have no choice but to sort things out

whatsername Sun 20-Mar-05 00:08:41

I live in quite a rough area, just up the road from the pub, and frequently have rowdy groups of ppl passing, never had one knock on the door though. They do take a piss in the garden on occasion mind...

I often don't even open the door during the day if I'm not expecting anyone.

Merlot Sun 20-Mar-05 00:09:11

God aren't some men pathetic

fairyfly Sun 20-Mar-05 00:10:09

I think they do to. Last time it happened a man stood at my door dribbling and asked if he could kiss me. FGS yes come in and ill drop my pants for ten minutes you sexy alcoholic, hopefully i will wake up the kids with my tremendous orgasm and you can meet them too. Pricks.

whatsername Sun 20-Mar-05 00:11:27

christ I sound pathetic, don't I?

fairyfly Sun 20-Mar-05 00:12:15

Nah not at all, just sensible

nightowl Sun 20-Mar-05 00:13:50

you dont sound pathetic no, i often ignore the door because if i havent invited anyone its likely to be a pain in the ass salesman (and i never invite anyone). what is it with men who come to the door after a night on the beer? this didnt happen when i was younger grumble grumble.

fairyfly Sun 20-Mar-05 00:16:16

one of them that did it, lives with his girlfriend 5 doors down, im really quite cross now

jampots Sun 20-Mar-05 00:20:11

keep a bucket of water (maybe slight druken urination too) handy just in case obviously not suggesting you piss in the bucket and keep it but YKWIM

fairyfly Sun 20-Mar-05 00:21:09

Yes i'll get my boys back on the potty

nightowl Sun 20-Mar-05 00:23:09

no he doesnt?!!! talk about shitting on your own doorstep!! hes got a bloody cheek.

fairyfly Sun 20-Mar-05 00:24:41

not the man tonight, the grocer, he knocked on for weeks on end, one night i heard is girlfriend screaming at him to get home asking him what the hell he was doing. She gave me dirty looks for weeks

nightowl Sun 20-Mar-05 00:30:14

and i surpose it was your fault too...because you obviously made him knock your door...funny how they never blame the bf!!

anorak Sun 20-Mar-05 08:30:29

Perhaps it was the other day when you were cleaning your windows in the nude fairyfly...I bet that's what gave him the idea

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