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Ex has just sent me a parenting plan.

(169 Posts)
HowamIgoingtocope Tue 04-Apr-17 18:51:56

We have been separated 6 years.
He must have spent hours on thw bloody thing. I hardly have time to eat and sleep never mind read his narcisstic twaddle.

Hissy Tue 04-Apr-17 18:52:55

Oh please share.. we could all do with a bit of a laugh.

Try not to let this shit get to you flowers

Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 Tue 04-Apr-17 18:53:24

Have a nice bath and use the paper as a lighter to light some candles around your bath!! grin

TisMeTheLadFromTheBar Tue 04-Apr-17 18:54:01

Is it for him or you? grin

MrTCakes Tue 04-Apr-17 18:55:51

Yes please share his pearls of wisdom.

DustyBustle Tue 04-Apr-17 18:57:58

Separated 6 years and now he has a plan?

Interesting..

PickAChew Tue 04-Apr-17 18:58:36

Does he expect it to be returned signed and witnessed?

Muppet

JustSpeakSense Tue 04-Apr-17 18:59:50

Lmao

Perhaps it has taken him six years to put it together...grin

Avioleta Tue 04-Apr-17 19:03:03

Bless.

Please share his words of wisdom!

ZilphasHatpin Tue 04-Apr-17 19:04:30

Place marking to hear this parenting genius.

carabos Tue 04-Apr-17 19:04:37

Is the plan for you to do the donkey work for scant reward and for him to do the fun stuff by any chance?

wowbutter Tue 04-Apr-17 19:05:49

Is it from a particular site? Cos one particular type is being recommended by courts now.

childmaintenanceserviceinquiry Tue 04-Apr-17 19:25:50

Wow, do share! My ex loves to send twatty parenting letters. If I need to reply to anything in them I start a new letter and don't reply to his. Drives him potty that I ignore them!!

ZilphasHatpin Tue 04-Apr-17 19:26:55

Really wowbutter which site/plan is it?

FannyFifer Tue 04-Apr-17 19:29:34

What a cheeky fecker, give us the highlights from it.

refusetobeasheep Tue 04-Apr-17 19:34:24

Bless him for planning to become a parent at some point .....

QuackDuckQuack Tue 04-Apr-17 19:39:17

What is a parenting plan?

EyeStye Tue 04-Apr-17 19:40:48

www.cafcass.gov.uk/grown-ups/parenting-plan.aspx

I imagine it's the details the EXP has put in that's interesting....

ferriswheel Tue 04-Apr-17 19:41:15

Come on, we are all waiting!

Butterymuffin Tue 04-Apr-17 19:41:57

I could also do with some entertainment after a day of irritations..

HowamIgoingtocope Tue 04-Apr-17 19:42:22

Haha he said it took him three hours to write. Jez I hardly have time to crap alone never mind read it.
He does this once every few years. He will just dictate what he doesn't like about my parenting. And waffle on and on.
Things like if I'm off work I should collect the children from contact.
What else was there. Oh yes. I should accommodate all costs of school uniform ( which I do as the first year he said it was covered in his maintainance)
Maybe I should replyou. We won't agree . He changed the mediation agreement a week after we received the nici .
Oh it's from seperatedparents.

Platimum Tue 04-Apr-17 19:43:24

Lol how have you managed these last 6 years?

donajimena Tue 04-Apr-17 19:43:48

Ooh place marking x

Butteredparsnip1ps Tue 04-Apr-17 19:44:22

Has he put it on a spreadsheet? grin

HowamIgoingtocope Tue 04-Apr-17 19:44:29

I keep dozing off reading it. It's that exciting. Oh and I have to introduce new partners after six months. No mention of the mistress who moved in with him almost immediately as soon as the kids started visiting.
He wants new partners police vetted.
He's a comedian.

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