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tfwnomummygf Sat 05-Jan-19 15:16:49

>‘Everyone knows that most of the migrants being rescued are by a RNLI volunteer lifeboat,’

>Homeless father-of-two Allah Ditta, 49, from Bradford, has been jailed for two years and three months after he went on a £60k Tesco spending spree when he discovered a glitch with his card.

>Armed police shoot dead man during intelligence-led raid on residential street in Coventry - as two men are held after huge operation

>Gov announces plans to give all neet lads a mummy gf by 2020

tfwnomummygf Sat 05-Jan-19 15:20:43

hullo, yes

EnidPowell Sat 05-Jan-19 15:23:10

I fear my eldest son is being slowly radicalised by his peers on his online websites. He keeps mentioning how binmen will save our local community and calls me daft when I tell him to clean his room. Any advice?

EnidPowella Sat 05-Jan-19 15:24:55

hullo Enid! we seem to have very similar names tbqh. keeeek

tfwnomummygf Sat 05-Jan-19 15:26:41

no internet after 6, tbh

EnidPowella Sat 05-Jan-19 15:28:15

does anyone have any good low carb cheesecake recipes?

tfwnomummygf Sat 05-Jan-19 15:29:56

"low carb"
"she doesn't want those thicc thighs"
lass..

EnidPowella Sat 05-Jan-19 15:33:18

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3470209-Why-I-voted-Leave?trending=1
lasses... fwink

tfwnomummygf Sat 05-Jan-19 15:37:00

mummy always knows what's best

tfwnomummygf Sat 05-Jan-19 15:41:56

slow thread today

PaulineNuttall Sat 05-Jan-19 15:53:13

I know how you feel Enid. my son has begun to lock himself in his room around dinner time each night. I have tried listening in to see what he's up to, but all I can make out are what seem to be Elvis tunes?? and any time I try to ask him what he's been doing, all he ever tells me is what he's had for supper that night. confused just don't get kids these days!

tfwnomummygf Sat 05-Jan-19 15:58:44

why does my son have +10,000 pics of dogs saved on his laptop???!?
HELP

EnidPowella Sat 05-Jan-19 16:00:57

my husband is a lovely chap (likes Kate Bush, amateur roboticist) but lately he's been asking me to some really strange things in bed!!!! I go along with it, but normally when we're halfway through the business, he says "thanks Brit!" or something like that!!!! is Brit some other woman????

steinerposter Sat 05-Jan-19 16:17:01

hello lasses

EnidPowella Sat 05-Jan-19 16:20:20

hello lass biscuit

steinerposter Sat 05-Jan-19 16:20:33

my son is 28 and still lives at home, he has never had a gf thinking he is getting a bit strange in the head should I prevent him from going out ever to make him get even more insane?

PaulineNuttall Sat 05-Jan-19 16:20:38

yes my cousin has also been acting strangely recently. he's been spending all his wages on buying silver off some dodgy website and when i asked him why he called me a "may nad" and started giggling. i took a peek at his laptop while he was away at work and found some very disturbing MS word documents about the 'ahrimanic spirit,' but he didn't seem to have much else on there apart from some photos of basset hounds and some very old black and white pictures of russian noblewomen??

i just don't know...the two of us were very close when we were younger and it's really unfortunate to see him behaving like this

steinerposter Sat 05-Jan-19 16:25:59

keek

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EnidPowella Sat 05-Jan-19 16:31:14

very funny steiner dear.....
gin wine grin

tfwnomummygf Sat 05-Jan-19 16:32:07

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EnidPowella Sat 05-Jan-19 16:39:22

how did you get the dots to make that picture of you dear?

steinerposter Sat 05-Jan-19 16:39:59

go to ACSII image collections lass

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steinerposter Sat 05-Jan-19 16:40:21

smdh the big ones don't work

JosephineOwens Sat 05-Jan-19 16:41:56

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EnidPowella Sat 05-Jan-19 16:42:09

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very cheeky lass!

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