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Thinking about moving to Milton Keynes

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RosemaryWalser · 01/09/2017 00:03

Which are the best areas for families & which schools. I would like to find somewhere where there is good pubs & shops & everything you need without going into Milton Keynes

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SerendipityFelix · 01/09/2017 00:06

Did you mean to put this in the Sex topic?

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outputgap · 01/09/2017 00:06

Hilarious board choice, or is this a shorthand for something too filthy to speak of?

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Titsywoo · 01/09/2017 00:06

Nothing sexy about Milton Keynes

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fucksakefay · 01/09/2017 00:07

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Endlessswirling1976 · 01/09/2017 00:08

It's definitely code speak Grin

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Out2pasture · 01/09/2017 00:08

do they have lots of pampas grass? I hear that is symbolic of some sort of welcoming group activity?

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underthebluemoon · 01/09/2017 00:08

Is Milton Keynes code for something?

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RosemaryWalser · 01/09/2017 00:08

Haha no was just trying to figure out how to change it to another topic!! 😂😂😂

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raspberrysuicide · 01/09/2017 00:09

There is a huge new development in Broughton and Brooklands with shops etc and near Kingston shopping centre and restaurants. New schools too.

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DoctorTwo · 01/09/2017 00:10

I lived near there for a year. Tbh, it didn't have a sexy vibe. Maybe it was me...

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FNAF · 01/09/2017 00:21
Grin
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Fudgit · 01/09/2017 00:23

Omg that's hilarious 😂

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raspberrysuicide · 01/09/2017 00:26

Oh there's loads! Didn't you know. That's why so many people move to mkWink

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HidingBehindTheWallpaper · 01/09/2017 00:27

Is Milton Keynes your safe word?

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TheSassyAssassin · 01/09/2017 03:34

Ahhh...it'll be the MKDoms the OP is after!!!!! Grin

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TheNaze73 · 01/09/2017 07:24

There's a new Centre Parcs near MK

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 01/09/2017 07:39

I think the OP might have been misled by a typo.
Milton Keynes is in Bucks

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DragonsandDungeons · 01/09/2017 10:47

This is glorioud

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DragonsandDungeons · 01/09/2017 10:47

Glorious*

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Toadinthehole · 01/09/2017 11:12

There really is no need for "going into Milton Keynes".

It's disgusting!

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MrsDoylesTeabags · 01/09/2017 11:27

I'm off work today and TV is on, its some house program and they're in Milton Keynes!!!🙈 Filthy buggers Grin

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acoupleofdaysago · 01/09/2017 13:07

Arf Grin

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IHaventStoppedCravingYet · 01/09/2017 16:08

I live in MK and can confirm I've had the best sex of my life here. Hope that helps Grin

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