Thinking about moving to Milton Keynes

(33 Posts)
RosemaryWalser Fri 01-Sep-17 00:03:56

Which are the best areas for families & which schools. I would like to find somewhere where there is good pubs & shops & everything you need without going into Milton Keynes

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SerendipityFelix Fri 01-Sep-17 00:06:26

Did you mean to put this in the Sex topic?

outputgap Fri 01-Sep-17 00:06:54

Hilarious board choice, or is this a shorthand for something too filthy to speak of?

Titsywoo Fri 01-Sep-17 00:06:59

Nothing sexy about Milton Keynes

fucksakefay Fri 01-Sep-17 00:07:07

It's a very sexy town

Endlessswirling1976 Fri 01-Sep-17 00:08:09

It's definitely code speak grin

fucksakefay Fri 01-Sep-17 00:08:15

Cross post titsy

For me it's all the roundabouts and its soulless vibe that really turns me on ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's the dodgy one night stand of south east towns

Out2pasture Fri 01-Sep-17 00:08:25

do they have lots of pampas grass? I hear that is symbolic of some sort of welcoming group activity?

underthebluemoon Fri 01-Sep-17 00:08:33

Is Milton Keynes code for something?

RosemaryWalser Fri 01-Sep-17 00:08:59

Haha no was just trying to figure out how to change it to another topic!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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raspberrysuicide Fri 01-Sep-17 00:09:00

There is a huge new development in Broughton and Brooklands with shops etc and near Kingston shopping centre and restaurants. New schools too.

fucksakefay Fri 01-Sep-17 00:09:41

But what about the sex clubs raspberry?

DoctorTwo Fri 01-Sep-17 00:10:09

I lived near there for a year. Tbh, it didn't have a sexy vibe. Maybe it was me...

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Fudgit Fri 01-Sep-17 00:23:03

Omg that's hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

raspberrysuicide Fri 01-Sep-17 00:26:52

Oh there's loads! Didn't you know. That's why so many people move to mkwink

HidingBehindTheWallpaper Fri 01-Sep-17 00:27:53

Is Milton Keynes your safe word?

TheSassyAssassin Fri 01-Sep-17 03:34:12'll be the MKDoms the OP is after!!!!! grin

TheNaze73 Fri 01-Sep-17 07:24:48

There's a new Centre Parcs near MK

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Fri 01-Sep-17 07:39:55

I think the OP might have been misled by a typo.
Milton Keynes is in Bucks

DragonsandDungeons Fri 01-Sep-17 10:47:18

This is glorioud

DragonsandDungeons Fri 01-Sep-17 10:47:23


Toadinthehole Fri 01-Sep-17 11:12:37

There really is no need for "going into Milton Keynes".

It's disgusting!

MrsDoylesTeabags Fri 01-Sep-17 11:27:00

I'm off work today and TV is on, its some house program and they're in Milton Keynes!!!๐Ÿ™ˆ Filthy buggers grin

acoupleofdaysago Fri 01-Sep-17 13:07:09

Arf grin

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