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are "OWLS" liek cougars but wihtout the sex?

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FluffyMummy123 Tue 25-Mar-08 11:18:10

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RubyRioja Tue 25-Mar-08 11:20:12

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PotPourri Tue 25-Mar-08 11:21:13

What's a cougar?

I think OWLS must be having sex, otherwise they would have an empty shoe to live in - surely!!

ChickenSoupDragon Tue 25-Mar-08 11:21:32

Clearly they've been having rather too much sex to get their OWL wings in the first place...

PaulaYatesBiggestFan Tue 25-Mar-08 11:21:34

sadly the occurence of sex is all too apparent

FluffyMummy123 Tue 25-Mar-08 11:25:10

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FluffyMummy123 Tue 25-Mar-08 11:25:28

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RubyRioja Tue 25-Mar-08 11:26:38

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PaulaYatesBiggestFan Tue 25-Mar-08 11:27:44

but how lovely have our own section 'THANKYOU' mumsnet - now i must go and tend to it!

KillerStilettos Tue 25-Mar-08 21:23:22

maybe it stands for Open Wide Legs
cos they are always spread, hence the large number of children grin

ladytophamhatt Tue 25-Mar-08 21:26:14

I'm sure your post wasn't meant to be piss people off but it bloody well has here.

You cheeky cow!

hatrick Tue 25-Mar-08 22:04:17

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Psychomum5 Tue 25-Mar-08 22:09:12

shock at KS comment, and angry.

does that mean I could say that those with less kiddies don;t have sex anymore then???? hmm

cornsilk Tue 25-Mar-08 22:11:40

What's an 'OWL' then?

hatrick Tue 25-Mar-08 22:52:59

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Psychomum5 Tue 25-Mar-08 22:53:51

less with the OLD thanks......more like OUTSTANDINGgrin!!!!

hatrick Tue 25-Mar-08 23:04:36

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sorkycake Wed 26-Mar-08 08:24:44

Goodness, KS why would you post that?

How rude shock

VictorianSqualor Wed 26-Mar-08 08:27:21

Don't you know anything?
They are Ordinary Wizarding Levels. Pfft.

SheherazadetheGoat Wed 26-Mar-08 08:28:33

i think that section should be called the 'Pontipines adn Wottingers'.

sorkycake Wed 26-Mar-08 08:30:52

pmsl , that is rather apt grin

KillerStilettos Wed 26-Mar-08 22:25:26

Oh jeez. I really did not meant to offend at all. it was purely a lighthearted comment.
Sorry blush

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